Scambaiter – Fun with Bots – Marissa explains it all
Scams come in all shapes and sizes, but they are usually ridiculously poor. The latest type of scam is a
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Scambaiter – Bimpe – The Return
Bimpe was a scammer I’d spoke to before, but said she didn’t love me anymore after a disagreement over an Elephant. This time she had some to forgotten all about that.
Read MoreJ.A. Cares: Suing McDonalds
My advice to you is, find a local television station and get them to put your story on the air. Next you send a lawyer over to McDonalds and get them to pay you a few million dollars even though this is completely your fault. They paid the coffee spilling lady so they will pay you. Next, dump your wife claiming she cheated on you with one of the people who saw her picture. Finally, cash the check and open your own porn site where you paid sexy women to take bad camera phone pictures and upload them. You can claim they are stolen and rake in the cash because at heart most of us are perverted bastards.
Read MoreScambaiter – talkmebabe – Talk to Me
talkmebabe (we could only assume they meant to pick the user name talktomebabe) is another person who randomly contacted me via Yahoo Messenger, but instead of wanting to give me love this time I was going to be offered a brilliant part time job.
Read MoreThe Black Friday Report
Have you even been to someone’s home who you know has an awful job and yet has an awesome fifty-one inch HDTV? Chances are if they did not steal it, they got it on black Friday. These bargain hunters will camp outside your local electronics store for up to ten hours to get that television half off. Normal men who would never be caught in a mall will load up their truck with beer and head out ready to do battle to get in, get the deal and get out.
Read MoreScambaiter – Joyce Kuzagbe – Thick as pigshit.
Joyce Kuzagbe was a random who just started talking to me via Yahoo Messenger one day. Unfortunately she wasn’t too bright.
Read MoreJ.A. Cares Issue: Cheating via Iphone
Oh yeah, your problem. Did you know that with the I-Phone you cannot attach pictures to text messages? Is that a load of crap or what? I paid like four hundred dollars for this damn phone. Well, we are out of time. To bottom line it, he is cheating on you and if he looks good naked then you should cry and if he does not you should laugh. The only glitch here was in your marriage that was doomed to fail anyway and no, I am not bitter. I am just trying to help. One last thing Susan, what the hell is a Genius Bar?
Read MoreScambaiter – Fun with Bots – Don’t remember?
I’ve just found this Conversation with fredricwagner32 in my archives. This is my first encounter with one of these bots, and it has all the classic hallmarks; Male ID but a female name and an urge to plug some awful dating site.
Read MoreScambaiter – fiona2f2 – Awesomio
Fiona2f2 claimed to be a lady called Fiona Kane, who I chatted to a number of times. Most of those chats consisted of her demanding that I answer he two seconds after she finished typing and her generally being stupid (boring stupid, and not the good stupid which is funny stupid).
Read MoreScambaiter – Lola Benson – I am Born and raised In Texas
I came accross Lola Benson on Face-Pic (it says a lot for Face-Pic that her profile is still on there six
Read MoreScambaiter – Final Asking Price
Hello we are back again with another Scambaiter. This one is just a quickie, and involved a Gentleman called Peter Smith
Read MoreScambaiter – Miranda’s profound dump
Hello all, it’s been a long while since we had a good Scambaiter. So here we go again, this time with someone calling themselves ‘Miranda Lawrence’ who wants to buy a car.
Good Evening,
Thanks for your quick response and am also excited to hear from you the car is still available for sale and thanks for the information you just gave about the car and am quite delighted to hear from you the car is still in great conditions .
Dear Dish Network
The Direct TV man told me that this happens sometimes. The Dish Network or Cable guys will come by and offer their services and if you turn them down sabotage your system. He told me to be on the lookout and gave me his personal number to call if it happened again. I would have kissed him if he didn’t look like he would punch me in the face if I did so. I shook his hand and thanked him and ran inside to my bedroom to cry.
Read MoreMassive gains in genetic science
“Black people have been labeled with many negative stereotypes, but there was one that made many of us proud and that was the size of our penis. That hooker from Full Metal Jacket said it best ‘beau coup’ I don’t know the direct translation, but it means big as hell. Do you know how many women I got based on the known fact that the brothers pack the meat? So now you are trying to tell me that any Tom, little Dick and Harry can pop a pill and compete with me? This is just another example of the man trying to keep us down.”
Read MoreBarack Madonna
As for the Spears people, their response pretty much conveyed how most of us felt. Their statement was, “Why would we want to get Britney Spears involved in presidential politics?” I agree that would be like asking a bunch of random people with no talent to audition on television to become America’s next pop icon. I mean, who would want that? K-Fed had a comment on the subject as well, but honestly, we just did not care what he had to say.
Read MoreViagra Moments
Nothing says please have sex with me better than two senile people attempting to cook over a gas stove. I guess the smell of burning flesh reminds you of her legs rubbing together or something. Oh look, you found out you can pull that little spray thing from off the sink and wet each other. It will be the only wetness going on that night, pill or no pill. How about using the water to put out the fire burning up your table cloth?
Read MoreA Fourth of July Fireworks Story
With him being fourteen they called his mother and had her come and get him. As for me, since I was sixteen, they decided to make me suffer a little. Taking me to the back of the station they led me towards the holding cells. The guard asked me for my shoe laces and when I asked why he told me so I wouldn’t hang myself. I asked him if people normally hang themselves for shooting fireworks on the Fourth of July. He didn’t respond. Then I asked him could I keep them because I was way too big to hang myself with my three year old shoe laces. He said no.
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