You don’t get the show #26 Podcast

With all the sales on games, toys and electronics this summer we decide to celebrate Christmas in July by looking over the top Christmas toys from the 80’s to today. From Transformers to the BeyBlad...

Siege Breaker Sessions: The Death of Everquest Next

The crew bids farewell to the game that we hoped would bring back the good old days of long spawn times, placeholder monsters and epic fights over dragons. Maybe not, but we were hoping the game would...

Siege Breaker Sessions: Trademark This!

We dive into the topic of both Sony and the Fine Brothers trying to trademark terms that could have had a big effect on many gamers. We also talk about some of our finest gaming achievements from days...

Siege Breaker Sessions: Kicking Kickstarter

Kickstarter was like that sexy girl that actually gave you a shot at dating her, you were happy, oh so happy, until she took all your money and you never even got to second base. In this episode we ta...

Siege Breakers Sessions #5: Where the gamers at?

We have eSports on television, gamer celebrities, YouTube millionaires, indie developers and a massive website dedicated to streaming video games and yet people are still afraid to call themselves gam...

Siege Breakers Sessions #2: Black Friday Madness

Black Friday gaming deals to Tech Support Horror stories, the Siege Breaker Sessions post-Thanksgiving podcast is back talking about it all including getting rid of the surrender button in LOL and wha...

Siege Breakers Sessions #1: Star Citizen 2.0 & More

In our very first episode we talk about Star Citizen 2.0, how Fallout 4 has been enjoyable for 90% of us, the final campaign of StarCraft 2, mobile games and celebrity endorsements, the disappointment...

Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 26-03-08

It was an INCREDIBLE show today, we have to say and you must agree or we won’t talk to you again. Anna and Mazipan are in fabulous form discussing local issues such as mental health, art curatio...

Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 12-03-08

Blappo! It’s a WHERE WERE YOU? special this week as Anna and Mazipan recover from visiting the Isle of Wight again and the weird number 23. Mazipan calls in from a secret location in her mind, a...

Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 27-02-08

Hurrah! It’s a BEEPY BOO YEAH! show this week as Anna and Mazipan bring you silly grape induced juice and music and things. Mazipan asks for a cup of tea, and Anna makes one. The signedphotograp...

Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 20-02-08

Blappo ALERT! It’s an odd show this week as Anna recovers from lice. Mazipan makes rice. Listen to under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from Kilburn, London. Making it up as they go along and...

Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 13-02-08

Anna and Mazipan are awake this week as croaky croaky as ever for under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from Kilburn, London. Listen out for some real classic feck ups… Featuring this week ...

Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 06-02-08

Anna and Mazipan are alive again this week as yak yak yak. Listen to under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from Kilburn, North LONDON London. Making it up as they go along and playing the best in mo...

Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 30-01-08

Beepy Music ALERT! It’s a bumper Commodore 64 REMIX special this week as Anna recovers from visiting the Isle of Wight and the odd things that happened. Mazipan calls in from a secret location &...

Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 16-01-08

Anna and Mazipan are alive again this week as yak yak yak. Listen to under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from SKFM Radio in Kilburn, London. Making it up as they go along and playing the best in n...

Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 09-01-08

Anna and Mazipan are back in 2008 as croaky as ever for under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from SKFM Radio in Kilburn, London. The first show-show-show of 2008-eight-eight-eight. Making it up as ...

Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 19-12-07

Join flu ridden and croaky Anna and Mazipan for another two hours of car crash radio. Playing the best in never-heard-ever-type music and lots of bickering about tea. Featuring this week super special...

HansIsland 32

Prune Juice should be classed as a lethal weapon and Mounties always get their man Mounties love men Dark Matter, Black Matter, Doesnt matter Mr T. has known about this for years. Wilhelm Reich, Nikol...

Hansisland 31

Gearing up for 2007… Its going to be great! Would you like to leave a message for miss Hilton? What a waste of organic matter. Colonic, hydrotherapy. Arse-wash; whatever you call it its just like co...

HansIsland 30

Extending the shelf life of soft fruit? Why would you use a pyramid… maybe its too organic hmm. Jesper Rasmussen in England protesting against animal testing. Vasectomy, chopperation, male sterilisa...

Jesper Rasmussen 14

Jesper gets it wrong in England; parrot shit in your cornflakes huh? Any, by the way, the kittens got flushed! don’t you think? [audio:http://www.switchpod.com/users/hansisland/jr014-64.mp3]...

HansIsland 29 – ObscureInternet Special

Another trip to Hansisland for ObscureInternet.com, a shorter trip this time but still as funny I hope you’ll agree. Here’s a million – get punched in the shoe. Yoda is, in dwarfen terms...

HansIsland 28 – ObscureInternet Special

Obscureinternet make a visit to Hansisland via a Hotel room and several bottles of Red Wine. Subjects ranging from Stephen Hawkings famous quote Ration the Coke to grey squirrels being the source of a...

Hansisland 027

Look at all the links this time.. Lots to talk about. – Savonius Windmills, ‘The whole moonlanding thang was a dang hoax!’ Mr. Robins, the prospector (stinky Pete) from HansIsland. Danish people...

Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 012

The Danish-protesting-idiot misunderstands animal welfare and also manages to get confused with the Geneva convention. Another hilarious 3 minutes of getting it all wrong (with a stupid Danish accent)...

Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 011

In Hamburg protesting against the Freedom of the Seas cruise liner. Leaking oildrums is not a good idea for floating your banner on. Jespers friend in trouble with the police for eating flowers. What ...

Hansisland 026

Timetravel, SUVs and Orgone energy are discussed in true Hansisland Fashion ie. Robert doesn’t completely know what he is talking about. Whats with the postman encouraging dogs to chew mail? Whe...

Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 010

3 minutes of the F***wit mising the point in Alaska. Instead of highlighting oil-spills he pollutes a hole in the ice and gets arrested. PS. There arent any penguins in Alaska. What a dipstick. [audio...

Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 009

Jesper is trying to be a cyber protester. By using technology he hopes to change the world. As usual Jesper gets it completely wrong; and whats he been doing with those female voice simulators? [audio...

Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 008

Protesting in the IKEA carpark and getting confused about SAAB and weapons of mass destruction. Jespers friend just wants to protest against noisy and drunk Swedish people. Is IKEA really bigger than ...

Hansisland 025

– Censorship is on the cards this time, along with Marion Island and Mega Blox!. – Jesper Rasmussen gets it wrong outside Walmart HQ! Marion Island – [audio:http://hansisland.mypodcasts.net...

Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 007

Jesper makes fart noises in France at an Airbus conference. The Mr. Bean of protesting gets it wrong again and gets involved with the French Police. Are people from Holland really called that? Funny 3...

Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 006

Another 3 minute sketch with Jesper Rasmussen in Copenhagen, getting all the facts wrong. Are there taxis in Greenland? Hilarious Danish accent; stupid f***wit. Jesper tries to get onto the post boat ...

Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 005

3 minute sketch with Jesper and his amazing Danish accent. This episode he doesnt realise that magic mushrooms are actually drugs and also that sneaking around in teh woods next to a school may give o...

Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 004

3 minutes of missing the point in a cafe in Copenhagen. Jesper Rasmussen gets the wrong end of the stick when it comes to Timberland. What a tosspot. At least he thinks that espresso comes from Italy....

Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 003

This time Jesper Rasmussen gets it wrong by protesting against the canadian invasion of hansisland at the air canada ticket desk. He has to explain to airport security that he doesnt know anyone calle...

Hansisland 024

– Dan Browns orgasm? Browns Gas? and a car that runs on a Joe Cell!. – HansIsland gets linked with Bornholm, round churches and the Knights Templar! – Indoor skiing in a country like scotlan...

Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 002

Jesper Rasmussen the Danish protestor misses the point completely on the autobahn. Truckdrivers and the police get upset and he ends up in a 4×4 with a guy called Wilhelm. Hillarious sketch, stup...

Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 001

Stupid danish protest against Nestle in Switzerland. Sketches about getting a protest completely wrong and missing the point. Danish Protester Jesper Rasmussen gets his facts wrong in this hilarious s...

Hansisland 023

 – Jesper Rasmussen goes to Hamburg to protest against the ‘Freedom of the Seas’ . A F*** off huge boat. – Donald F Trump gets a seeing to in Scotland where he intends to build yet anothe...

Hansisland 022

Brought to you by the letters A for Alaska and O for Oilspil (thanks George)…. [audio:http://hansisland.mypodcasts.net/audio/hansisland-2006-04-10-62050.mp3]...

Hansisland 021

Brought to you by the letter H . H for hydrogen and H for holisticism. Mostly because hydrogen is cool, but also because holisticism takes most scrabble players by surpise. Real men save wales, real m...

Hansisland 020

Brought to you by the letters G and W in great anticipation of not having to mention these two letters in the same sentence ever again Iceland is great. Lets not be all swedish about it and run around...

Hansisland 019

New Format. Torsten the Hansisland Computer gets introduced. Dog Crap and minimotor bikes receive special mention in the hansisland awards and Toptips. Yoda the speaking clock is tried out as is audre...

Hansisland 018

Environmental man persuading to watch next months eclipse on the web instead. Teddys in Munich can still get to f***. [audio:http://hansisland.mypodcasts.net/audio/hansisland-2006-02-07-56470.mp3]...

Hansisland 017

– No time for people who christen their children ‘Anakin’ – Environmental man on the loose again. – Whats the score with sea levels rising 7m? – Thanks to Bayerische Motorwerke. Burnin...

Hansisland 016

– Back again, and on track.. – Apples from NewZealand are bad for the iceshelfs… except if you live in NZ. – Mira Craig? Sums up western culture/intelligence beautifully – Canadiens do s...

Hansisland 015

Hans Island podcast number 15 This podcast covers the following topics: – EnvironMENTAL man still ultra violent. – Photo recognition password authentication things – “Mark-sism”, moans f...

Hansisland 014

Hans Island podcast number 14 This podcast covers the following topics: Jesper Rasmussen loses the plot outside IKEA in Hannover. – “EnvironMENTAL-man” gets his message across – “Mark-sism...

Hansisland 013

Hans Island podcast number 13 This podcast covers the following topics: Introducing Heather in ‘Quickfire’ Teddy Bears pumping CO2 into stratosphere Skype session with Mike (and his noisy Mic) Ted...

Hansisland 012

Hans Island podcast number 12 This podcast covers the following topics: JR The antiglobalisation F***wit – Animal Welfare Oil from Alaska and Balcony Parking Many thanks to Dedios for ‘news’ sou...

Hansisland 011

Hans Island podcast number 11 This podcast covers the following topics: JR The antiglobalisation F***wit – Airbus Hans Coler – Free energy – why was it covered up by MI5?. Remarkable lack of kno...