You don’t get the show #26 Podcast

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With all the sales on games, toys and electronics this summer we decide to celebrate Christmas in July by looking over the top Christmas toys from the 80’s to today. From Transformers to the BeyBlades, we reminisce about our favorite toys, watch some weird toy commercials and try to remember why some of these toys were popular.

This episode is NSFW, you have been warned.

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Siege Breaker Sessions: The Death of Everquest Next

 

The Death of Everquest Next

The crew bids farewell to the game that we hoped would bring back the good old days of long spawn times, placeholder monsters and epic fights over dragons. Maybe not, but we were hoping the game would be good, but now we will never know. We also talk a little StarCitizen, April fool’s pranks, a technology update that we promise won’t put you to sleep and another Rizim rant in our latest podcast.

Siege Breaker Sessions: I won’t talk about Dreadnought!

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J.A. tries to get Magnolia to talk about Dreadnought, but will he budge? We also cover, Star Citizen, World of Warships, E3, Magnolia’s tech talk, a Rizim rant and Glythe joins the show to tell J.A. how bad he is at Company of Heroes 2. All that and more on our latest Siege Breakers Show podcast.

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Siege Breaker Sessions: Trademark This!

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Trademarking something isn’t new. Back when the NBA had its first back to back to back champion the term Three-peat was coined and trademarked. However, when it comes to simple words or phrases that many gamers may use in their streams or videos it can and add become a hot topic with a lot of anger.

We dive into the topic of both Sony and the Fine Brothers trying to trademark terms that could have had a big effect on many gamers. We also talk about some of our finest gaming achievements from days past and Rizim gives us another one of his famous rants.

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Siege Breaker Sessions: Kicking Kickstarter

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Kickstarter was like that sexy girl that actually gave you a shot at dating her, you were happy, oh so happy, until she took all your money and you never even got to second base. In this episode we talk about what happens when gaming related Kickstarters leave you high and dry.

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Siege Breakers Sessions #5: Where the gamers at?

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We have eSports on television, gamer celebrities, YouTube millionaires, indie developers and a massive website dedicated to streaming video games and yet people are still afraid to call themselves gamers? On this episode we discuss how even though 50% of American’s play video games only 10% consider themselves gamers.

Gamers have changed what a Saturday night looks like and there is even a school that has an esports class, but perhaps we are hesitant to admit we are gamers because of stories like the guy who is suing Bethesda for losing his wife and job due to his Fallout 4 addition.

We may not have a definite answer but we had fun discussing it and we think you will like it to.

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Siege Breaker Sessions #4: Terrible Gamer Gifts

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Tis the Holiday season and were talking about some of the worst gifts we have received and what it took to pretend they didn’t suck. We began the show considering an intervention for our friend Arkion who has a serious addiction to buying skins in League of Legends.

After discussing our worst X-mas gifts we talked Star Wars and where you can find that girl or guy that loves Star Wars and is dateable with a top five list. DayZ made the discussion topic as they announced you can now monetize your private server which led into our conversation about Valve reporting that over 77,000 Steam accounts get hacked per month.

Finally we ended with our top ten list of excuses for losing in a video game and were surprise about where some of the excuses ranked up.

So give us a listen here or download the podcast for free from our multiple sites and listen later, but let us know what you think.

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Siege Breakers Sessions #3: How PC Gaming got its Groove Back

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This week on Siege Breakers Sessions we began with PC building season as Deep Poke and new to the show, Rizim are both in the middle of building new gaming systems. It seems as if this has kept both of them from purchasing Holiday gifts, but it did take us into our first discussion about the resurgence of PC gaming and how PC gaming companies in the U.S. and the U.K. are seeing more people purchase high end gaming systems.

This lead us into talk about the PC gaming market and if perhaps MOBA’s and games like World of Warships helped to boost PC sales. A lot of us played World of Tanks and now World of Warships especially Rizim so it was good to have him on to talk about what’s been going on in the game.

Speaking of MOBA’s we discussed an article saying there really is no such thing as MMR hell where the ranking system in games such as DOTA 2, League of Legends and Heroes of Storm causes good players to end up stuck with bad players. The point of the article was that communications is the key because the win/loss record balances out anyway.

Towards the end it got kind of crazy. We were headed towards a discussion about games you play in the bathroom like Nintendo 3DS games or even old Gameboy or mobile games, but it somehow ended up becoming a story about embarrassing bowel movements. We learned J.A. takes his shirt off in the bathroom and Deep Poke goes even further. We had to break that madness by talking about the recently discovered official lyrics for the original Mario Bros game. We played a little of it which was so Japanese, but still great.

So check out this episode via the links or listen here or even download for later and let us know what you think.

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Siege Breakers Sessions #2: Black Friday Madness

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The Siege Breakers Sessions podcast returns post-Thanksgiving with our round up of what the gang did during our holiday including all the Black Friday purchases we made from all the choices from Steam to Greenman Gaming.

We got derailed for a moment as J.A. was asked to talk about some of the horrible tech support experiences he had during his time working in phone support.

From there we moved into more League of Legend talk were the discussion quickly turned to the need or lack of need for a surrender button and that far too many games have been turned around after someone has called for the team to give up.

The EA hate returned in some form as J.A. admitted to purchasing the premium edition of Battlefield 4 during Black Friday while Magnolia has sword off all EA purchases even the next Mass Effect to Mighty D’s surprise.

Guild Wars 2 make a topic appearance due to Mighty D’s mentioning missing out on the beginning of World of Warcraft.

Finally Magnolia filled us in on the changes we can expect with DirectX 12 and how we will get better performance from out CPU’s which will mean better gameplay and longevity for newer and older systems using the Windows 10 platform.

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Siege Breakers Sessions #1: Star Citizen 2.0 & More

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Many moons ago we decided to create a podcast where everyone who contributed to Obsolete Gamer could come on and talk about what we loved, gaming. We got together at a local radio Miami station and began recording shows. Overtime, we started interviewing guests and then moved to our offices and changed to our Skype and YouTube format, but we always kept a podcast format as well because that’s where we started.

We wanted a podcast only show that was more gaming focused and so Siege Breaker Sessions was created based off of a group of gamers we play a variety of games with. These podcasts will cover mainly PC games, but we may talk some console games as well, however it mainly be about what we have played, what we are playing and what we are looking forward to in the world of video games.

In our very first episode we began talking about the game that all of us have been intrigued with since the beginning, Star Citizen and with 2.0 we were all dying to see what would be coming next. We went over some of the hopes and our concerns we had for the upcoming game.

We then moved on to Fallout 4 which took the attention of much of the Obsolete Gamer staff when it was released, so much so it affected the guest booking of the Obsolete Gamer Show. There was some discussion about how for one person it was not all they expected, but it turned out it was their own fault for the choices they made in the game.

Next, we talked briefly about the final StarCraft 2 campaign and the end of that series before talking a bit about mobile games and the strange celebrities that have showed up in commercials for them. There was a little EA bashing and disappointment over Star Wars Battlefront as well and with good reason as you will hear.

Finally, many of us got wrapped up when Blizzards, Heroes of the Storm was released. We played it a lot, but soon found ourselves returning to Riot games League of Legends, so we did a little comparison and discussed the differences and why we made the switch.

All in all it was a good first podcast and we think you will enjoy it so give it a listen and leave us a comment and let us know what you think.

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Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 26-03-08

It was an INCREDIBLE show today, we have to say and you must agree or we won’t talk to you again. Anna and Mazipan are in fabulous form discussing local issues such as mental health, art curation and chewing gum.

“Loud and Clear Helpline?”

The signedphotograph of Arthur Bostrom laughed a little…

Listen to under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from Kilburn, London. Making it up as they go along and playing the best in never-heard-ever-type music, proper comedy chat, weird noises and lots and and loads and lots more bickering about tea, biscuits and bananas…

“Noisy and Transparent Helpline?”

Featuring this week – HILARIOUS skits MADE UP BEFORE your EARS, HAPPY JOLLY NEWS from NICE PEOPLE, QUIZ of the WEEK, the world famous TOP FIVE RANDOM THINGS, and much much more…

ENJOY, it’ll make you want to go to Cheam.. x

Arthur in Gothenburg

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Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 12-03-08

Blappo! It’s a WHERE WERE YOU? special this week as Anna and Mazipan recover from visiting the Isle of Wight again and the weird number 23. Mazipan calls in from a secret location in her mind, and Anna falls over in the studio playing Twister.

The signedphotograph of Arthur Bostrom sits in…

Listen to under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from Kilburn, London. Making it up as they go along and playing the best in never-heard-ever-type music, proper comedy chat, weird noises and lots and and loads and lots more bickering about tea, biscuits and bananas…

Featuring this week – improvised song played LIVE with a chocolate tuba, SKI LIFT OF THE WEEK, the world famous TOP FIVE RANDOM THINGS, Community Stroll and much much more…

ENJOY, it’ll make you want to leap out of bed into a large poison spike everytime … x

U2

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Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 27-02-08

Hurrah! It’s a BEEPY BOO YEAH! show this week as Anna and Mazipan bring you silly grape induced juice and music and things. Mazipan asks for a cup of tea, and Anna makes one.

The signedphotograph of Arthur Bostrom scowls…

Listen to under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from Kilburn, London. Making it up as they go along and playing the best in never-heard-ever-type music, proper comedy chat, weird noises and lots and and loads and lots more bickering about fudge, cutlery and bananas…

Featuring this week super super special guest DJ SKITZ – (check out some of his music HERE) the world famous TOP FIVE RANDOM THINGS, Community Stroll, the delicatessian and much much more…

ENJOY, it’ll make you want grow vegetables… x

DJ Skitz

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Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 20-02-08

Blappo ALERT! It’s an odd show this week as Anna recovers from lice. Mazipan makes rice.

Listen to under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from Kilburn, London. Making it up as they go along and playing the best in never-heard-ever-type music, proper comedy chat and lots and lots more bickering about tea, biscuits and bananas…

Featuring this week the usual improvised songs played LIVE with a tune, the TOP FIVE RANDOM THINGS with a CHATROOM twist, Community Stroll and much much more…

ENJOY, it’ll make you want to try yoghurt around your ankles… x

Flying Cow

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Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 13-02-08

Anna and Mazipan are awake this week as croaky croaky as ever for under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from Kilburn, London. Listen out for some real classic feck ups…

Featuring this week – improvised song played LIVE with OURMONICA, CURTAIN OF THE WEEK, the world famous TOP FIVE RANDOM THINGS, Community Stroll and much much more…

ENJOY, it’ll make you want to touch a chicken… x

Kitty and Chicky

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Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 06-02-08

Anna and Mazipan are alive again this week as yak yak yak. Listen to under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from Kilburn, North LONDON London. Making it up as they go along and playing the best in moosak, proper comedy chat and a small piece of putty named Nigel…

Featuring this week special guest musican and comedian KATIE WOOD, incredibly rubbish improvised songs played LIVE with mouth and airport, the world famous TOP FIVE RANDOM THINGS with a sneezy twist, the Community Stroll and much much more…

ENJOY, it’ll make you want to eat fudge on the toilet reading Graham Hancock … x

Katie Wood

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Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 30-01-08

Beepy Music ALERT! It’s a bumper Commodore 64 REMIX special this week as Anna recovers from visiting the Isle of Wight and the odd things that happened. Mazipan calls in from a secret location – near Mars. David Icke is a nice man.

Listen to under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from SKFM Radio in Kilburn, London. Making it up as they go along and playing the best in never-heard-ever-type music, proper comedy chat and lots and lots more bickering about tea, biscuits and bananas…

Featuring this week special guest the irritable, sorry immitable CHUQUAI BILLY, incredible improvised songs (THREE) played LIVE with a tune, the TOP FIVE RANDOM THINGS with a CHATROOM twist, Community Stroll and much much more…

ENJOY, it’ll make you want to urinate carefully this time… x

Anna Black

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Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 16-01-08

Anna and Mazipan are alive again this week as yak yak yak. Listen to under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from SKFM Radio in Kilburn, London. Making it up as they go along and playing the best in never-heard-ever-type music, proper comedy chat and lots more bickering about tea, biscuits and bananas…

Featuring this week special guest, film maker and animator PETE BUTLER, incredible improvised songs played LIVE with faces and bodyparts, the TOP FIVE RANDOM THINGS with a cheesy twist, Community Stroll and much much more…

ENJOY, it’ll make you want to cry “JOY TO THE QWERTY” all over again… x

Pete Butler

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Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 09-01-08

Anna and Mazipan are back in 2008 as croaky as ever for under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from SKFM Radio in Kilburn, London. The first show-show-show of 2008-eight-eight-eight. Making it up as they go along and playing the best in never-heard-ever-type music and lots more bickering about tea.

Featuring this week special guest comedian Kilburn resident CHUQUAI BILLY, four improvised songs played LIVE by the folk band Mexican LOS BOBOSO, the TOP FIVE RANDOM THINGS, Community Stroll and much much more…

ENJOY, it’ll make you want to try de-café gherkin all over again… x

Chuquai Billy

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Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 19-12-07

Join flu ridden and croaky Anna and Mazipan for another two hours of car crash radio. Playing the best in never-heard-ever-type music and lots of bickering about tea. Featuring this week super special guest and Kensal Rise resident DANNY JOHN-JULES from Red Dwarf who came in for a chat and some fun.

Danny John Jules

ENJOY… 😉

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Prune Juice should be classed as a lethal weapon and Mounties always get their man
Mounties love men
Dark Matter, Black Matter, Doesnt matter
Mr T. has known about this for years.
Wilhelm Reich, Nikola Tesla and TH Moray where all right. Free energy for everyone.
Get Giant Squid, Darth Vaders ship and salty cornflakes pumped right into your earsockets
Download the hansisland podcast and unplug yourself for a wee while
Just dont wet your pants

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Gearing up for 2007… Its going to be great!

Would you like to leave a message for miss Hilton? What a waste of organic matter.

Colonic, hydrotherapy. Arse-wash; whatever you call it its just like coffee and Danish.

Bill Wood playing rock and roll again – tell Bill he’s great at wood.william@gmail.com

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Extending the shelf life of soft fruit? Why would you use a pyramid… maybe its too organic hmm.
Jesper Rasmussen in England protesting against animal testing.
Vasectomy, chopperation, male sterilisation; whatever you call it it hutrs like hell.
Haven’t podcasted for a month because my testicles hurt.

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HansIsland 29 – ObscureInternet Special

Another trip to Hansisland for ObscureInternet.com, a shorter trip this time but still as funny I hope you’ll agree.

Here’s a million – get punched in the shoe. Yoda is, in dwarfen terms, the best golfer in the world. Another Lexus to the little green man!

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HansIsland 28 – ObscureInternet Special

Obscureinternet make a visit to Hansisland via a Hotel room and several bottles of Red Wine. Subjects ranging from Stephen Hawkings famous quote Ration the Coke to grey squirrels being the source of all evil. Podsafe and homemade music kindly from Bill Wood. The blonde one out of Cagney and Lacey is obviously a time traveller. Links to the 90s pop music people Hanson have had to be included on the hansisland website due to a slight misunderstanding.

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Look at all the links this time.. Lots to talk about. – Savonius Windmills, ‘The whole moonlanding thang was a dang hoax!’ Mr. Robins, the prospector (stinky Pete) from HansIsland. Danish people need to toughen up man!.

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Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 012

The Danish-protesting-idiot misunderstands animal welfare and also manages to get confused with the Geneva convention. Another hilarious 3 minutes of getting it all wrong (with a stupid Danish accent).

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Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 011

In Hamburg protesting against the Freedom of the Seas cruise liner. Leaking oildrums is not a good idea for floating your banner on. Jespers friend in trouble with the police for eating flowers. What a dipstick.

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Timetravel, SUVs and Orgone energy are discussed in true Hansisland Fashion ie. Robert doesn’t completely know what he is talking about. Whats with the postman encouraging dogs to chew mail? Where did that come from? Enjoy

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Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 010

3 minutes of the F***wit mising the point in Alaska. Instead of highlighting oil-spills he pollutes a hole in the ice and gets arrested. PS. There arent any penguins in Alaska. What a dipstick.

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Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 009

Jesper is trying to be a cyber protester. By using technology he hopes to change the world. As usual Jesper gets it completely wrong; and whats he been doing with those female voice simulators?

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Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 008

Protesting in the IKEA carpark and getting confused about SAAB and weapons of mass destruction. Jespers friend just wants to protest against noisy and drunk Swedish people. Is IKEA really bigger than McDonalds? 3 minutes of Jesper with a stupid Danish accent.

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Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 007

Jesper makes fart noises in France at an Airbus conference. The Mr. Bean of protesting gets it wrong again and gets involved with the French Police. Are people from Holland really called that? Funny 3 minutes of a Danish protester getting it wrong.

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Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 006

Another 3 minute sketch with Jesper Rasmussen in Copenhagen, getting all the facts wrong. Are there taxis in Greenland? Hilarious Danish accent; stupid f***wit. Jesper tries to get onto the post boat to Greenland. Podcast paa englesk med Dansk accent.

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Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 005

3 minute sketch with Jesper and his amazing Danish accent. This episode he doesnt realise that magic mushrooms are actually drugs and also that sneaking around in teh woods next to a school may give off the wrong impression. Hilarious sketch with the usual point being missed entirely.

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Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 004

3 minutes of missing the point in a cafe in Copenhagen.
Jesper Rasmussen gets the wrong end of the stick when it comes to Timberland. What a tosspot. At least he thinks that espresso comes from Italy. hihi..Stupid danish accent.

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Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 003

This time Jesper Rasmussen gets it wrong by protesting against the canadian invasion of hansisland at the air canada ticket desk. He has to explain to airport security that he doesnt know anyone called allah. What a toss pot. Very funnty sketch with a stupid danish accent….

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– Dan Browns orgasm? Browns Gas? and a car that runs on a Joe Cell!.

– HansIsland gets linked with Bornholm, round churches and the Knights Templar! – Indoor skiing in a country like scotland is like a solar powered sunbed, don’t even get me started on Dubai!

Hello I’m a venture capitalist!” (sound of machine gun fire…) Thanks environmental man

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Jesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 001

Stupid danish protest against Nestle in Switzerland. Sketches about getting a protest completely wrong and missing the point. Danish Protester Jesper Rasmussen gets his facts wrong in this hilarious sketch.

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 – Jesper Rasmussen goes to Hamburg to protest against the ‘Freedom of the Seas’ . A F*** off huge boat.

– Donald F Trump gets a seeing to in Scotland where he intends to build yet another golf course (how original is that?). Ever heard of ‘Bringing Bread to the Bakers’?

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Brought to you by the letter H . H for hydrogen and H for holisticism. Mostly because hydrogen is cool, but also because holisticism takes most scrabble players by surpise.

Real men save wales, real men scale walls of nuclear installations with banners. Real men don’t smell of hair gel and go for adventure weekends paintballing or driving a tank.

“The glamorous lifestyle of an environmental activist… lying around on beaches…. sipping pinacoladas… ”

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Brought to you by the letters G and W in great anticipation of not having to mention these two letters in the same sentence ever again

Iceland is great. Lets not be all swedish about it and run around singing ‘its the final countdown’. If youre going to show someone your bottom then be environmentally aware. Please. Will environmental man shoot owners of garden heaters if he spots them?.

“Rupert Murdoch has his eye on the short-term, quick win, haven;t actually done anything yet type deal with Sweden. In this world of ‘have a KFC today and worry about a colon full of birdflu tommorow!”

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New Format. Torsten the Hansisland Computer gets introduced. Dog Crap and minimotor bikes receive special mention in the hansisland awards and Toptips. Yoda the speaking clock is tried out as is audrey the electronic voice.

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– No time for people who christen their children ‘Anakin’

– Environmental man on the loose again. – Whats the score with sea levels rising 7m? – Thanks to Bayerische Motorwerke.

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– Back again, and on track..

– Apples from NewZealand are bad for the iceshelfs… except if you live in NZ. – Mira Craig? Sums up western culture/intelligence beautifully – Canadiens do say the funniest things.

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