Scambaiter – Joyce Kuzagbe – Thick as pigshit.

Joyce Kuzagbe was a random who just started talking to me via Yahoo Messenger one day. Unfortunately she wasn’t too bright.

(11:26:05 PM) joyce kuzagbe has buzzed you!
(11:26:07 PM) joyce kuzagbe: hello
(11:26:10 PM) mikehock20: Hi
(11:27:00 PM) joyce kuzagbe: who is this?
(11:27:33 PM) mikehock20: My name is Mike
(11:27:44 PM) mikehock20: Who are you?

(11:28:41 PM) joyce kuzagbe: u add me to ur yahoo messenger and i added u  as well
(11:29:07 PM) mikehock20: No, I don’t think so. I don’t have you in my list.
(11:29:24 PM) joyce kuzagbe: ok
(11:29:26 PM) joyce kuzagbe: where re u from?
(11:29:41 PM) mikehock20: I am from England
(11:29:44 PM) mikehock20: and you?

(11:30:16 PM) joyce kuzagbe: im from Ghana
(11:30:42 PM) mikehock20: Where is that? Is it in Iraq?
(11:31:15 PM) joyce kuzagbe: no
(11:31:39 PM) joyce kuzagbe: is in the westpart of Africa
(11:31:56 PM) mikehock20: Africa, right….
(11:32:00 PM) mikehock20: Which one is Africa?

(11:32:32 PM) joyce kuzagbe: Ghana is in africa
(11:33:15 PM) mikehock20: Yes, I got that part. Is Africa the one down the bottom, with the Penguins? 
(11:35:50 PM) joyce kuzagbe: yes it is
(11:36:04 PM) mikehock20: excellent, so you must be really cold.
(11:36:26 PM) joyce kuzagbe: not really
(11:36:33 PM) joyce kuzagbe: can i see ur pic?
(11:36:47 PM) joyce kuzagbe: just to know who im talking to
(11:37:40 PM) mikehock20: yes, hang on, I get it
(11:38:00 PM) joyce kuzagbe: ok
(11:38:38 PM) mikehock20: do you have a pic?
(11:38:49 PM) joyce kuzagbe: oh yes
(11:42:53 PM) joyce kuzagbe: my link is kind of slow
(11:43:00 PM) joyce kuzagbe: so pls send it to me now
(11:47:58 PM) mikehock20: I’ve sent
(11:48:04 PM) mikehock20: please send some to me too

(11:48:16 PM) joyce kuzagbe: let me check now
(11:48:46 PM) joyce kuzagbe: yet still urs is not in
(11:51:37 PM) mikehock20: I’ve sent it
(11:51:43 PM) mikehock20: Do you know how to work computer?

(11:52:19 PM) joyce kuzagbe: not really
(11:52:33 PM) mikehock20: great! this should be fun
(11:52:48 PM) mikehock20: I’ve sent the email, if you wait it will come
(11:52:55 PM) mikehock20: send me your pics while you wait

(11:57:20 PM) joyce kuzagbe: re u there?
(11:57:35 PM) mikehock20: yes
(11:57:37 PM) mikehock20: I was talking

(11:57:42 PM) joyce kuzagbe has buzzed you!
(11:57:43 PM) mikehock20: you weren’t answering
(11:57:56 PM) mikehock20: please try and read before you buzz 

(11:58:45 PM) joyce kuzagbe has buzzed you!
(11:58:59 PM) mikehock20: oh Jesus! are you awake
(11:59:09 PM) mikehock20: Stop buzzing me when I’m talking to you.
(11:59:58 PM) mikehock20: Right I’ve got your email

(12:00:03 AM) mikehock20: have you got mine?
(12:02:31 AM) mikehock20: Earth to Joyce

Perhaps my picture turned them off.

This is the picture I received;

and this is picture I sent;

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