A genetic penis enlargement pill is set to hit the market in the next few years. After the miracle blue pill that turned Bob Dole’s into Bill Clinton’s clinical tries are set to begin within a year to test a new product dealing with gene manipulation, one large wang for man, one giant ego boost for mankind.
Can you see the commercials now? Men of all ages and sizes with a cheese eating grin on their face talking about how they are able to please their counterparts in every position imaginable. With a boastful gain of seventy percent increased size to your manhood Karma Sutra books have been flying off the shelves since the announcement.
Men are not the only ones to rejoice. Women for so long have been torn between a kind a sensitive man with a good job and brains and the black-jack rod of power that so many women long for. Now you can give this pill to your man and presto they become John Holmes incarnate.
Not everyone is happy with this announcement. While as a black man this breakthrough in science does not concern me there have been rumblings within the black community over losing their stereotypical superiority. One member who asked to have his identify kept secret said the following.
“Black people have been labeled with many negative stereotypes, but there was one that made many of us proud and that was the size of our penis. That hooker from Full Metal Jacket said it best ‘beau coup’ I don’t know the direct translation, but it means big as hell. Do you know how many women I got based on the known fact that the brothers pack the meat? So now you are trying to tell me that any Tom, little Dick and Harry can pop a pill and compete with me? This is just another example of the man trying to keep us down.”
Regardless of some hurt feelings the product is going full steam ahead with the research and financial backing to insure this product will become a billion dollar commodity. The potential side effects have not yet been listed, but honestly who would turn down seventy percent more man-pole, only communists that’s who.