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Megarace 2 Cut Scene Videos (Lance Boyle is a God!)

Megarace 2 was one of my favorite DOS racing games from the 90s. Sure, the AI in the game was really cheap (think of the catch up option always ON for the computer opponents only) but it had a unique style that in my opinion made it the best game of ...
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Sex and Video Game Ads

Sex and Video Game Ads Put a pretty face in front of something we are trying to sell and watch the masses come a running. That is the idea behind the sales model for the most part. When you look at a beer ad, you are not just seeing a sexy girl or guy ...

Sex Sells Video Games

[youtube id=”PEuKHjFjMII” width=”633″ height=”356″] I’m sure the above ad is all about the brain teasers only. Right! ~J.A. Laraque Sex Sells Video Games We all know sex sells, all you have to do is watch any ...
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Things to do with an NES cartridge

Things to do with an NES cartridge Who would have thought there were so many things we could do with an NES cartridge besides playing games or throwing them at our sister. Here we have a number of awesome uses for the NES carts including: The NES cartridge ...
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The NES bandwagon

This was a case of Nintendo jumping on its own bandwagon. So do you want to know what this is? It is a cheap piece of plastic that holds your NES controller. ~J.A. Laraque The NES bandwagon When the NES really hit its stride everyone wanted a game on ...
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Video Game Character Dating Profiles: Joy

You should message me if: You can handle my “climax mode”.~Joy Video Game Character Dating Profiles: Joy This is what happens when you wake up at 3am after going to bed at 1am and not getting more than 4 hours sleep within the last three days. I present ...
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The Gamers Guide to Sex

Like with the Interruption, Multitasking can lead to trouble if attempted at the wrong time. Perhaps in the normal world there is no wrong time for sex. This is not the normal world. ~J.A. Laraque The Gamers Guide to Sex In the past, the stereotype was ...
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The Bain of stickers on Consoles

I made two big mistakes during my NES time. One was when I threw my controller at the console after losing the code to the original Metal Gear. The second was when I decided to put a bunch of stickers on my console.~J.A. Laraque The Bain of stickers on ...
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Five Don’ts of gaming

You are not going for a Twin Galaxies record so when you decide to have a retro game night with your friends do not show how you can beat Super Mario Bros 3 with one life because it will just piss us off and make us retaliate on you. ~J.A. Laraque Five ...
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Don’t Copy That Floppy!

So what the fuck did we just see? These kids that look like they were from a 90s Nickelodeon show or Blossom or Boy Meets World get attacked by DP, Double Penetration, I mean Digital Protector, yeah that’s it and got informed of how copying software ...
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Games & Candy 2: Digital Deliciousness

Continuing on with the talk of gum, have you ever eaten gum from under your desk at school? Come on, be honest. Well, perhaps it would have given you a big boost of health, at least according to Final Fight.~J.A. Laraque Games & Candy 2: Digital DeliciousnessSo ...
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Classic Videogame Politicians

Are you bad enough to have a burger with Reagan after you save his life? ~J.A. Laraque Classic Videogame PoliticiansSo we are in a presidential race season, this means you will be hearing about who you should vote for and why and most likely it will ...

The New Characters of UMvC3. Wait, Phoenix Wright?

[youtube id=”UPtEQCVRy6Q” width=”633″ height=”356″] Jumping back onto the subject, why did Capcom choose such a character to add into a fighting game? Is it truly the fanbase? How will he fight? There have been other ...
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I’m Becoming A Korean (Gamer)

[youtube id=”8PKR6lx79r4″ width=”633″ height=”356″] This isn’t a cry for help, as you can see I’m back to work (posting this drivel), but instead it’s me doing the Simpson’s Nelson point and ...
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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night gave me a boner

Alright, not really, but after playing through the game again I did realize how much semi-nudity is in the game so let’s just go with that. Diplocephalus She believes in protection and by protection I mean Holy Water. I believe this creature was created ...
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Horrible Video Game Names

So the helicopter is named Revenge Joe and the helicopter has a brother. Honestly, when you look at this game do you even care about the storyline?~J.A. Laraque Horrible Video Game Names Sometimes a video game name can make little sense but still becomes ...