Video Game Character Dating Profiles: Joy

You should message me if: You can handle my “climax mode”.~Joy

Video Game Character Dating Profiles: Joy

This is what happens when you wake up at 3am after going to bed at 1am and not getting more than 4 hours sleep within the last three days. I present to you, Joy’s OK Cupid profile.

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Name: Joy

Occupation:  Angel\Fappathon Material

Likes: Dodging bullets, Threesomes, Contortionists, Singing Hymns

Dislikes: Atheists, Other women not named Joy, “Wooden Horses”

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My Self Summary: I’m just a fun loving girls who likes to sing to her daddy during the day and bend into pretzels at night. People think I have a multiple personality disorder, but those are just my sisters who never give me a moment’s peace. I am a huge fan of the Matrix movies.

What I’m doing with my life: I am in a renaissance period where I am exploring myself by imitating others. I love to pretend I am other people. Okay, truth be known I have only impersonated one other person and it did not work out well. Everyone is a critic.

I’m really good at: Singing, Dancing, Bending over backwards, Avoiding things flying at my face (most of the time).

The first things people usually notice about me: My lack of shame. The others told me my entrance was too slutty, but they are just jealous bitches. My name is Joy not Sister Mary Kate and with a body crafted by Ukrainian gymnast it would be a crime not to show it off.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music and Food: There is only one book I ready and if you cannot guess it I doubt we will match up well. As far as music I like only my own singing and sorry, what the hell is food?

The six things I could never do without: My two sisters, Glucosamine and Ghondroitin, Skin tight clothing and go-go boots.

I spend a lot of time thinking about: My chapter placement in that book in Bayonetta and the fact that if you translate the script written under my name it says “NSFW”.

On a typical Friday night I am: Dancing in my Bayonetta costume with my sisters and practicing my moaning.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit: There is a light show everytime I orgasm.

I’m looking for:

  • Guys who likes freaks
  • Ages 18 to (How do you put the infinity sign here?)
  • Near Heaven
  • New friends, Activity (gymnastics) partners, Long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long distance dating.

You should message me if: You can handle my “climax mode”.

You should NOT message me if: You like Torture attacks.

Interested? Go ahead… Send her a message

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