You’ve doubtlessly heard horror stories about women impregnating themselves with the sperm from used condoms or sabotaging condoms in order to become pregnant. To prevent them from stealing your seed, keep a bottle of hot sauce at ready next to the bed and immediately douse your partner’s vagina with it after the act of coitus.
Read MoreThe following is a real transcript from a chat. The names and specific company information were changed to protect..well myself.
Read More
Do you remember car surfing, maybe it is still done I don’t know, but it was a craze a few years back. Car surfing is where you climb out and on top of your car or truck while it is in motion. Car surfing is very stupid and it can be dangerous as shown in these videos.
Read More
What do you get when you mix in political corrects, stereotypes, Japanese tentacle porn and sheep humping with a beat, you get a pretty awesome video from vocalist Ray Johnson and his band, Your Favorite Martian.
Read MoreAbout three days later, he invited me over again, this time it was just him. Boy his house was nice he had big screen TVs in every room and CD jukebox, pool and everything. He told me he was sorry none of the pictures went to print but said I looked great in the outfits.
Read More
His real name is Adam Nyerere Bahner and he was born in Minneapolis in 1982. Before his song Chocolate Rain appeared on YouTube he had already preformed it on a number of shows including VH1 and Jimmy Kimmel. However, when Chocolate Rain hit the internet he became a web superstar and current has over 64 million views on YouTube.
Read MoreWhat could be worse than a wedding? You have your parents and her parents there and all these people you can’t stand and don’t look now but that girl that never gave you any play just winked at you. Yes, it is true weddings suck for just about everyone unless you are drunk, high, or having sex with a low self-esteem bridesmaid in the coatroom.
Read More
We had a lot of people asking for Enter the Ninja, Die Antwoord’s most famous song so here it is.
Read More
Some of you remember the saying, I believe first used on The Boondocks on Adult Swim, perhaps before, either way it made its way across the internet in a variety of ways including pictures, here are some of them.
Read MoreAnother thing women love that I don’t get. Like green peppers, the taste and SMELL of vinegar neutralizes whatever the fuck you put it on. We used vinegar to color our eggs back in the days of yore and strife. Especially blasphemous is balsamic vinegar, which you can smell from a mile away. I don’t give rimjobs to skunks, so I’m not consuming balsamic vinegar. I do not take vinegar pills. Do they even exist? Don’t answer, I don’t care.
Read MoreThis picture is titled, Life Explained from Cliff Pickover and pretty much nails the difference between men and women. If there was anything I would change is add a button to the men side because women are always pushing our buttons, am I right folks?
Read More
Wesley Willis was one of the first musicians to gain a cult following not only in his hometown of Chicago, but on the internet as well. Willis, who was a schizophrenic, released several hundred songs in the 1990’s which propelled him to a cult icon in Chicago music. Willis not only appeared all over the internet, but also on MTV and The Howard Stern Show. One of Willis’s most famous songs was, I Whupped Batman’s Ass.
Read MoreHere is more spam comments we receive for your reading pleasure.
Read More“I’m sorry sir we are out of Dora the Explorer Fix-It adventure and The Wiggles: It’s Wiggle time, but I went ahead and checked for you and both items are at the location you selected, if you go there the items will be waiting for you”
Read MoreShe will do anything to get the perfect shot. Butt in front of you, kick high harry, etc…Kodak Kathy has a short term memory and thus must take pictures of everything to remember the good times. Little does she know, she wont remember the concert, just taking pictures of it. Usually spotted with camera held high in the air, pushing her way to the front of the stage to get that perfect shot, pissing off everyone in her warpath.
Read More
Well it seems someone decided to mix the song with a Lil John song with awesome results. There has even been a court battle over the song where they tried to get it removed, but in the end the video was restored.
Read MoreThis week we turn our Motivational Monday series over to the animals.
Read More