Who says hoes can’t many anything good?
I remember being in freshman English and being asked to write a poem about love. I gave it some thought and wrote a pretty long one and after the teacher read it she called me to her desk and asked me if I plagiarized it. I told her no I did not, not because I am above plagiarism, but because I don’t like reading poems. She smiled and said it was great and I had talent. Over the summer she got divorced and returned next year a real bitch. It almost made me hate reading and writing.
Time for another edition of random funny images from the interwebs.
In this troubling economy even rim jobs are in jeopardy.
It has been a while since we’ve had a MM on OI so we thought we would bring it back for a while. Enjoy.
I remember driving from Chicago to Miami and there was a huge mountain we went up. On the way down, which was a really steep slope, there was a washing machine in the middle of the road. It was pitch dark, no street lamps. I only saw it at the last second and avoided it. Seriously, how could I explain that I crashed into a washer?
Seriously, with the trade of Teebo to the Jet’s this rings so true.
If you never dreamed of this either you are lying or the impact would kill you.
Ya, we are dicks.
As long as you do not have one of those cats that suck your breath away while you sleep then you should be ok. Also, don’t date women with crazy eyes who own cats with a real persons name or you will end up very sorry.
I think this is the best explanation of social media websites ever, bravo!
I really think this is better than a kick in the balls.
She can be the most beautiful girl in the world, but if you see those crazy eyes, run!
Last Pic-O-Funny for 2011, if we survive we’ll see you next year!
Everyone takes a risk dressing up as their favorite character. However, sometimes you need to ask a friend or look in a mirror before you go out because if you don’t you just might end up here.
Tis the season to see Santa getting bent over by the red nosed reindeer.
Seriously, if your boss was like this Monday’s would be golden.
After a weekend of stuffing our faces I felt this would be fitting.
I was thinking with the whole Herman Kain sexual thing. The lady was quoted saying he tried to push her head into his crotch and she was like “No, I have a boyfriend.” Does this mean if she didn’t she’d be good to go?
I honestly believe this best represents what Google is.
Here are some random funny pictures we hope make you smile.
Just try and pretend you wouldn’t do the same.
Our picture of the day.
For those that do not know the story American Apparel started a plus size model contest since most American’s are not crack whore thin, but they went about it in a way that could be offensive to women and comedians that hate shitty puns. Nancy wrote in to American Apparel denouncing the contest and also created a blog about it. She then began taking pictures in a satire manner and entered them in the contest. Well guess what, she won, but it appears American Apparel does not have a sense of humor and even though she got the most votes they went with someone else.
Here is part of their response:
“It’s a shame that your project attempts to discredit the positive intentions of our challenge based on your personal distaste for our use of light-hearted language, and that “bootylicous” was too much for you to handle. While we may be a bit TOO inspired by Beyoncé, and do have a tendency to occasionally go pun-crazy, we try not to take ourselves too seriously around here. I wonder if you had taken just a moment to imagine that this campaign could actually be well intentioned, and that my team and I are not out to offend and insult women, would you have still behaved in the same way, mocking the confident and excited participants who put themselves out there?”
“Oh—and regarding winning the contest, while you were clearly the popular choice, we have decided to award the prizes to other contestants that we feel truly exemplify the idea of beauty inside and out, and whom we will be proud to have representing our company.”
Below are some of the pictures she submitted to the contest.
For those who do not know what planking is here is the wikipedia definition:
“Planking” (or the “Lying Down Game”) is an activity consisting of lying face down in an unusual or incongruous location. The hands must touch the sides of the body and having a photograph of the participant taken and posted on the internet is an integral part of the game. Players compete to find the most unusual and original location in which to play. The term planking refers to mimicking a wooden plank. Rigidity of the body must be maintained to constitute good planking.
Since early 2011, many participants in planking have photographed the activity on unusual locations such as atop poles, roofs and vehicles, while some “plankers” engage in the activity by planking only their upper body and feet while leaving the back suspended.
Some plankers have taken to the extreme by taking pictures of themselves in a planking position in crazy locations.
Sometimes you are doomed to fail and by you I mean everyone else but me.
Thanks to Epiclosers.com for the pictures.
It is one thing to fail, it is another thing to fail and have someone take a pictures and it really is something to fail and someone makes an animated Gif out of it.
Big Jump Fail
Cat Jumping into a Box Fail
Exercise Ball Fail
WWE Kick Fail
Punching Bag Fail
Kitchen Acrobatics Fail
Spiderman flip Fail
Chair Surfing Fail
Soldier Kick Fail
Thanks to the Gif Barn for these funny images.
Ah, the timeless art of editing Magic the Gathering cards. I spent a lot of time not working and doing this instead. Let us remissness and check out a few funny ones.
Today we get to see a official image for the upcoming Man of Steel movie. The movie will be directed by Zack Snyder and star Henry Cavill. The Man of Steel is set to be released in summer of 2013. So, what do you think of the look and feel of the new superman?
Sometimes we need to be shown a sign. Here are ten funny ones.
With the debt ceiling debate hitting a fevered pitch I think we need to relax and look at some funny protest signs.
You’ve seen those commercials where a girl is selling all of her ex’s stuff or tossing it out a window. Well, this is the 21 century way to do it. Here we have an eBay auction for a men’s watch, but read the description and you will really get the whole story.
This is for all of you that always wanted to nail a church girl. All you need to do is memorize the bible and soon she will give a sermon on your mount.
This just might happen to you if you scorn the jealous lover which is Facebook.
I am really tired of the safelite commercials, but I love the one with the black guy because being a black guy myself I imagine weird ways how things can go down. Here is a meme we create to capture what comes into some of our minds when we see this commercial.
We are the TMZ of bad cosplay.
Sometimes the best part of a wedding is the cake and the open bar and the drunk bridesmaids which work in conjunction with the open bar. Here are thirty awesome wedding cakes that may inspire you to either create one for your special day or skip all that and just eat a cool cake. The choice is yours.
Here are some of the higher rated fail pictures from Failbog.
Seriously, who would have thought there were so many toilet signs out there?
Be it a warning label, clothing tag or product label there are some strange ones out there.
I am sure you have seen those crappy family bumper stickers so kidnappers can know how many kids you have and what their names are. I am also sure you have seen the “My kid is an honor student at XXX school” well these are nothing like that.
Have a happy Memorial Day Weekend!
Here are some random pictures that did not make it into this weeks batch. Enjoy your weekend!
Thursday is fail.
Many of us are looking for a job, best to look elsewhere.