Pic-O-Funny: Poems are Hard

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I remember being in freshman English and being asked to write a poem about love. I gave it some thought and wrote a pretty long one and after the teacher read it she called me to her desk and asked me if I plagiarized it. I told her no I did not, not because I am above plagiarism, but because I don’t like reading poems. She smiled and said it was great and I had talent. Over the summer she got divorced and returned next year a real bitch. It almost made me hate reading and writing.

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Pic-O-Funny: Suddenly, An Oven

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I remember driving from Chicago to Miami and there was a huge mountain we went up. On the way down, which was a really steep slope, there was a washing machine in the middle of the road. It was pitch dark, no street lamps. I only saw it at the last second and avoided it. Seriously, how could I explain that I crashed into a washer?

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Nancy Upton vs. American Apparel

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For those that do not know the story American Apparel started a plus size model contest since most American’s are not crack whore thin, but they went about it in a way that could be offensive to women and comedians that hate shitty puns. Nancy wrote in to American Apparel denouncing the contest and also created a blog about it. She then began taking pictures in a satire manner and entered them in the contest. Well guess what, she won, but it appears American Apparel does not have a sense of humor and even though she got the most votes they went with someone else.

Here is part of their response:

“It’s a shame that your project attempts to discredit the positive intentions of our challenge based on your personal distaste for our use of light-hearted language, and that “bootylicous” was too much for you to handle. While we may be a bit TOO inspired by Beyoncé, and do have a tendency to occasionally go pun-crazy, we try not to take ourselves too seriously around here. I wonder if you had taken just a moment to imagine that this campaign could actually be well intentioned, and that my team and I are not out to offend and insult women, would you have still behaved in the same way, mocking the confident and excited participants who put themselves out there?”

“Oh—and regarding winning the contest, while you were clearly the popular choice, we have decided to award the prizes to other contestants that we feel truly exemplify the idea of beauty inside and out, and whom we will be proud to have representing our company.”

Below are some of the pictures she submitted to the contest.

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Extreme Planking: Stiff as a Board

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For those who do not know what planking is here is the wikipedia definition:

“Planking” (or the “Lying Down Game”) is an activity consisting of lying face down in an unusual or incongruous location. The hands must touch the sides of the body and having a photograph of the participant taken and posted on the internet is an integral part of the game. Players compete to find the most unusual and original location in which to play. The term planking refers to mimicking a wooden plank. Rigidity of the body must be maintained to constitute good planking.

Since early 2011, many participants in planking have photographed the activity on unusual locations such as atop poles, roofs and vehicles, while some “plankers” engage in the activity by planking only their upper body and feet while leaving the back suspended.

Some plankers have taken to the extreme by taking pictures of themselves in a planking position in crazy locations.

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Fail in Motion: Fail Gifs

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It is one thing to fail, it is another thing to fail and have someone take a pictures and it really is something to fail and someone makes an animated Gif out of it.

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Thanks to the Gif Barn for these funny images.

Picture of the Day: Man of Steel Superman Suit

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Today we get to see a official image for the upcoming Man of Steel movie. The movie will be directed by Zack Snyder and star Henry Cavill. The Man of Steel is set to be released in summer of 2013. So, what do you think of the look and feel of the new superman?

 

 

 

 

 

Picture of the Day: Ebay Revenge

You’ve seen those commercials where a girl is selling all of her ex’s stuff or tossing it out a window. Well, this is the 21 century way to do it. Here we have an eBay auction for a men’s watch, but read the description and you will really get the whole story.

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Wedding Cake Madness

30 awesome wedding cakes

Sometimes the best part of a wedding is the cake and the open bar and the drunk bridesmaids which work in conjunction with the open bar. Here are thirty awesome wedding cakes that may inspire you to either create one for your special day or skip all that and just eat a cool cake. The choice is yours.

Fail: Screw China

Fail Pictures

Here are some of the higher rated fail pictures from Failbog.

Fail: Jalous

Fail Pictures

Thursday is fail.