Every dog has it’s day – Rocky
This weeks dog was recommended by Nic who thinks her Rocky has the ‘Eye of the Tiger’…. I never actually
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HansIsland 28 – ObscureInternet Special
Obscureinternet make a visit to Hansisland via a Hotel room and several bottles of Red Wine. Subjects ranging from Stephen
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“Herbert, get your fat arse in here right now” the high pitched screech of his wife of 27 years cut
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Hoff News – Diana wanted to Jump in the Hoffs Car
The Hoff has sensationally revealed in his awesome new autobiography, “Making Waves” that Princess Diana wanted to shag him but
Read MoreAn idiots dietary guide to becoming an obese imbecile.
Fluid Intake. Do drink copious amounts of alcohol and whenever possible between ‘sleeping it off’. A large beaker of spirits
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Read MoreX-Factor Week Four
Firstly, if anyone does actually read these articles that is, apologies for missing week 3, I inadvertently misplaced the recording
Read MoreEvery dog has it’s day – Alex
This weeks dog was recommended by Phillipa who thinks her Alex is ‘simply the best’…. Born: January 29, 1996 Adopted:
Read MoreX-Factor Week Two
54321… it’s week 2 and the loonies just keep on coming! As usual, we must start with a nod in
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Well, no sooner has Big Brother left our screens, taking with it what has got to have been the weirdest,
Read MoreHansisland 027
Look at all the links this time.. Lots to talk about. – Savonius Windmills, ‘The whole moonlanding thang was a
Read MoreJesper Rasmussen Anti-Global F***wit 012
The Danish-protesting-idiot misunderstands animal welfare and also manages to get confused with the Geneva convention. Another hilarious 3 minutes of
Read MoreMy Stupid Life
Stupid Things have always been something which seems to feature quite heavily in my life. It has always been a
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Read MoreScribbler’s Live World Cup commentary
By me, and I don’t follow footy. French have scored a penalty (7m Zidane), and with 19 mins gone, the
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