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from girlfriend to WoW

Your Girlfriend to W.O.W in three easy steps

from girlfriend to WoW Your Girlfriend to W.O.W in three easy steps I was surprised how many couples were at this year’s Blizzcon. It’s not that I believe gamers can’t get chicks, by no means, I have seen the light, but to have a girl fly out to ...

Civilization 2 Advisors

Civilization 2 Advisors Civilization 2 had some hilarious live-action actor advisors that gave the game a unique style. If you’ve never seen them, check them out below! Here are the Ancient times ones:Onto the Medieval times:The modern day one:It’s ...
24 Jack Bauer's Hearing

Games need to be more like “24” aka the Dead Space Conundrum

the Dead Space Conundrum I’m obviously not talking about a game version of the TV show. Yes, I know we have that. What I’m talking about is I think that a specific style of 24 should be adapted to most games, as it would make the overall game ...
Super Mario Bros 3 Tanooki Suit

If you were to give an in game item to your significant other as a birthday gift what would it be?

Super Mario Bros 3 Tanooki Suit Think of the millions, perhaps billions of items out there in the universe of video games. If you could select any one of them as a gift for your favorite guy or gal what would it be? Maybe you would go back to classic ...
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Multiplayer Pranks!

Trickster demotivational poster Multiplayer Pranks! If there’s anything better than being a rapscallion in real life it’s being a rapscallion in video games. Nothing comes close to ruining someone’s gaming experience and nothing comes ...
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Critical Thinking: One Game, One Bullet, One Chance

Choices demotivational poster One Game, One Bullet, One Chance Your mouth is filled with the copper taste of blood as you awaken in a dark and dreary room. All ambitions to run away are pulled from your thoughts as the raw meat on your ankle sends signals ...
Insanity Kefka Palazzo demotivational poster

Villian Spotlight: Kefka Palazzo

Insanity Kefka Palazzo demotivational poster Kefka Palazzo Since the dawn of video game culture, there have been a lot of subjects you don’t bring up unless you want some greasy, unhygienic, nerd frothing from the mouth with a rabid induced rage. ...
WoW Kobold

Blizzard’s New World of Warcraft Expansion Targeting Their Original Player-base?

WoW Kobold Warcraft Expansion Targeting Their Original Player-base Rumors have been coming down the grapevine that Blizzard is moving away from the traditional attitude of making each expansion easier than the last. The audience that they garnered in ...
Chrono Trigger cry

Japan, I Left Your RPGs On The Sidewalk And Changed The Locks. We’re Through!

Chrono Trigger cry Japan, I Left Your RPGs On The Sidewalk And Changed The Locks. We’re Through! Dear Japan, My dear and sweet Japan, it breaks my heart to write this message. I hope this tear stained letter lets you know that the way I felt about ...
Family Guy Six Million Dollar Man

Frankenstein Computers Make Little Girls Cry

We Can Rebuild Him Frankenstein Computers Make Little Girls Cry Contrary to how much of a dick I portray myself to be, I am not a heartless monster. Normally when I decide to help someone it is usually to get them to shut up and stop nagging. There are ...
Final Fantasy IX characters

Defeat the Boss or Drop a Duece?

Now with more characters! Defeat the Boss or Drop a Duece? Once upon a time, a boy named Umar was playing Final Fantasy 9 and was about to beat the game. Before embarking on his journey to vanquish Kuja, Umar decided it would be a wise idea to eat lunch. ...
The Avatar of War

Repost Rewind: The Art of the AFK

You know what’s great about World of Warcraft? Well one is the fact that at any time of the day you can log on and find a ton of others to play with or against. You can immerse yourself in it, for better or worse. The not so great thing about World ...
Dragon Age Origins bitches

Dear Game Industry, Hire Some Real Writers

Dragon Age Origins bitches I don’t want to sound bias but do video games lacking story make you want to play the sequel or even finish the game? I think a well-established story can motivate you to playing a game to its full completion. There are so ...
Super Mario Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

My Own Misconceptions of the Word Mature (Warning: This gets mature, guys.)

Picture is Irrelevant! Hello all! We are a new guild/community called Satan’s Bastards! We are now recruiting and/or are always looking for more members to join our mature community. Come join us if you are like-minded and looking for a fun gaming experience! And ...
Calvin and Hobbes tantrum

Gamer Parents – Bargaining

Calvin and Hobbes tantrum At some point in childhood there comes a toy or electronic that we must have. The problem is a holiday or birthday or other gift giving event is nowhere near by. Sure we had things like allowance and little jobs here and there, ...
PC vs Mac Steam

There Are Games On Macs. It’s True!

PC vs Mac Steam For those late to the party, Macs are finally getting some PC gaming love from Valve’s digital gaming distribution service called Steam. With this new cross-platform addition to the Macs arsenal, the chic liberal Starbucks drinking ...