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THE PFI TRIPE AWARDS: MOVIES THAT INSPIRE CHRIS HAHN TO HAVE A BOWEL MOVEMENT

How does one begin to disseminate this piece of shit? Ah yes, DISAPPOINTMENT. Similar in aspects to Mortal Kombat Annhilation, we waited months and months for Alien Resurrection, and much like that sequel of yore, we were left with cinematic blueballs once it was over. Alien Resurrection started off interestingly enough, with a cargo ship crew discovering the existence of a cloned Ellen Ripley. Along with the cloned Ripley came the cloned QUEEN alien, which was inside of her in the duration of Alien 3.

Tales of a Driver: The two Mr. Walkers

The man ran out at me. “Not so loud, the neighbors complain about everything.” His eyes were darting all over the place. “Look kid I am a bit short, I have fifty bucks take it and I will get you next time” There was no way I was going to accept that. “Sir, I can’t do that I need at least the full cost of the ribs even if you can’t tip me” the man got mad. “Well what if I can’t pay then?” I smiled at him. “Then I dial 911 on my cell phone” “I’m kidding, just give me a sec” the man said. I wasn’t leaving without my money so I sat on the steps when a cab pulled up to the apartment. Three men and two women got out the car and stared right at me.

Uniting Nations: Ai No Corrida Sexy Video Mix

What happens when you mix a ton of hot girls from various videos into one song. Here is the answer.

Labels: Danger – Fire Kills Children

Be it a warning label, clothing tag or product label there are some strange ones out there.

Motivational Monday: Lolcat Paparazzi

Happy Monday!

Bumper Stickers: The Ass Family

I am sure you have seen those crappy family bumper stickers so kidnappers can know how many kids you have and what their names are. I am also sure you have seen the “My kid is an honor student at XXX school” well these are nothing like that.

Obsolete meets Obscure

Turkish Rambo: The Rampage

We can all make fun of a bad movie or a cheaply made movie, but this one takes the take. Just look at how the RPG fires and how he keeps finding ammo on the ground as if this was Resident Evil. If RPG’s worked like that the war in the middle east would be going much differently.

Girls Fail Compilation March

The folks over at Failplanet put together a pretty awesome compilation of girls failing at a variety of things.

Holy Ghost VS Pendulum & MC GQ – Baptazia

You ever watch some of those baptist churches where the people “catch a spirit” and dance all crazy? It kind of looks like a rave doesn’t it. What happens when someone put together a video of these people to some dance music, you get one incredible video.

Obsolete meets Obscure

IM on Crack

Here is an awesome and funny video from The left Rights called I’m on Crack.

Obscure News: Horse Herpes

From our Obscure News desk, we find this story of a Horse herpes outbreak that forced rodeo queen to ride stick ponies instead of their real ones.

Motivational Monday: Dominatrixes

Happy Memorial Day!

Banned Commercials: Bud Light Lime – In the Can

It is sad we can have reality shows that drain the brain and soul, but a commercial that uses humor and innuendo in this manner gets their commercial banned. Sure, it is a cheeky video, but it is funny and works for the audience it is targeting.

The Magnum man

So the story is the guy in this video does a trick where he puts a condom over his head, but it does look as if he did not plan for it to be on that long. Honestly, it’s hard to tell, some people were starting wonder if he was in trouble which others laughed and said to leave him be.

The PFI Tripe Awards: The Johnny Depp Shame Award

Edward Scissorhands. Ed Wood. Sleepy Hollow. Nick of Time. The list goes on and on of great Johnny Depp movies. But, loyal viewers, the buck stops here. Johnny Depp has starred in two movies so ATROCIOUS, they ALMOST TAKE AWAY from all the great shit he’s done. Tonight’s award was delayed a couple of weeks in order to find a proper host. We needed a host to make sense of these senseless movies, so we searched far and wide, till we hit Westchester, NY. The PFI was so enthralled by what this man had to say about these terrible movies, we decided to have him present this award, as well as destroy the movies with me.

Racism in the Elevator

Here is a pretty awesome parody on a PSA from Reckless Tortuga.

Motivational Monday: It’s in the Game

This week we turn to motivational posters from the video game community. Enjoy!

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