One Pound Fish

One_Pound_Fish

While this video is now everywhere I have to admit I like the backstory behind it. The guy has never sung before and just made up a little jingle to get people to visit his fish stand. His friend ended up recording him doing his song and put it on Youtube and now not only is he an internet sensation, but has a deal pending with Warner Bros. Also, watching the video with the girls I pretend the one pound fish he is talking about is them.

Here is more on the story:

Muhammad Shahid Nazir, now known as £1 Fish Man,moved to London’s East End having left his native Pakistan and his wife and four children to discover a better life for them all. Working on a market stall selling fish, Nazir needed a trader’s call to grab passing trade. His song became the stuff of legend and a viral sensation: “Have-a, have-a look, one pound fish. Very, very good, very, very cheap, one pound fish.”

After a video of him was uploaded to YouTube, Nazir saw himself accelerated into the spotlight: he auditioned on the X-Factor, saw his ‘£1 Fish Song’ covered separately bysuperstar producer Timbaland and singer Alesha Dixon and was profiled by the Evening Standard who declared: “Watch out Psy, you’ve got a rival” and The Sun who stated: “It might just be the Christmas No. 1.”

Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney: Epic Rap Battles Of History

Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney Epic Rap Battles Of History

Maybe this is how we should pick the next president. Okay maybe not, but we can pick this video as one of the best on the internet.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc[/youtube]

Potap

Potap

Potap is one of my favorite rappers in general. Sure, he is from the Ukraine and raps in Russian and I don’t know Russian but his music is some of my favorite rap music. Sometimes not understanding is part of the fun!

Most of his songs are performed with Nastya Kamenskih, which complements Potap’s sense of humor and rap style.

Potap and Nastya

Beauty and the BEAT!

beauty-and-the-beat-parody

This obviously is

a spoof of Beauty and the Beast from Disney done ghetto style. Truly a best of the internet candidate. Check out how many internet stars you can find in this video.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Rau01wbeo[/youtube]

Here are the lyrics:

Belle:
Little town, it”s a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Little town, full of little people
Waking up to say…

People of the Hood:
What”s good, What”s good, What”s good, What”s good
Get yo tail out the street

Belle:
There go Bonquesha she wit Trey like always
He”s on the downlow I can tell
Every morning just the same, since the morning that we came
To this busted ratchet town

CLEETUS:
Good morning Belle

Belle:
Good morning Cleetus.

CLEETUS:
Where you going?

Belle:
The weave shop! I just saw the most wonderful style it”s an up do with some finger waves and some micro braids….

CLEETUS:
That”s nice…Patrice, where my brownies, hurry up

IMAN:
Hey little mama can I get them digits
So I can hit you on yo cell, yo let me get it though

HATER GIRL:
Her beauty ain”t all that!

IMAN:
But her booty is real fat

IMAN/HATER GIRL:
No denyin” she a boogie girl that Belle

STREET LADY:
What”s good?

KEITH:
What it do?

STREET LADY:
How is yo Mama “nem!

BELLE:
Bonjour

GLOZELL:
What You Call Me?

BELLE:
How is your wife?

HUNGRY LADY:
I need 6 legs

CHEAP LADY:
Uh-uh, that”s too expensive

BELLE:
There must be more than this old hood rat life!

LaWasha & LaDrya:
Look there she go, she think she got that good hair
Girl that”s a lace-front I can tell.

LaWasha:
Where she get that ugly dress?

Miles Jai:
Cause she look a crusty mess!

LaWasha & LaDrya:
Cause she really is a boogie girl that Belle! Mmm.

Belle:
Oh, isn”t this a hot mess
Who would name their first-born Blue Ivy?
Here”s Kim Kardash “n Kanye
Wonder if they”ll have a brand new show on BET?

Vonzell:
Well I had heard that she a chocolate chaser,
They say she like that caramel.

Shaqueeba:
She aint looking for no beast
Less he lookted like Tyrese

Random Mexican:
Very different from the rest of us

Vonzell & Shaqueeba:
Boo you ain”t like the rest of us

ALL:
Yes different from the rest of us is Belle

GUNSHOT!

Oh shit!

Jerome:
Right from the moment I had met you seent you
I said you bangin and I fell
Baby what”s it gonna be,
Tell me is you feelin me?
Cause I”m makin plans to leave my momma house.

Chicken Heads:
Look there he go, isn”t he awl that
My boo, Jerome…girl he so foine
Uh-uh, 4 real? Girl no he didn”t
If she can”t use yo” comb don”t bring her home

Chaos Section:
Eh-Eh, Mmhmm, Uh-uh, Okrrr
Yo” kitchen nappy…Girl hide yo kids
Sho nuff, Shawty, Okay, Aint nobody got time for that
Yo homie move!
Jamal, Jamel, Jaquan, Jaqual
My baby daddy (Child I don”t know, good mornting, Oh good mornting)

Belle:
There must be more than this old hoodrat life

Destorm:
If you got good credit, you can be my wife.

ALL:
Look there she go, she lookted so ridiculous
She thank she in a fury tale
Why she got her weave like that
Tell me where they do that at
She really is a boogie girl
A beauty but a boogie girl
She really is a boogie girl…….THAT BELLE

What”s good

What”s good

What”s good
What”s good

What”s good

What”s good

GLOZELL:
If you don”t get out the skreet oh I swear for God! uh uh!
Don”t make me take my shoe off!
Ooh get out a my way! Ugh!
Heffa

Pic-O-Funny: Poems are Hard

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I remember being in freshman English and being asked to write a poem about love. I gave it some thought and wrote a pretty long one and after the teacher read it she called me to her desk and asked me if I plagiarized it. I told her no I did not, not because I am above plagiarism, but because I don’t like reading poems. She smiled and said it was great and I had talent. Over the summer she got divorced and returned next year a real bitch. It almost made me hate reading and writing.

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