Beauty and the BEAT!
This obviously is
a spoof of Beauty and the Beast from Disney done ghetto style. Truly a best of the internet candidate. Check out how many internet stars you can find in this video.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Rau01wbeo[/youtube]
Here are the lyrics:
Belle:
Little town, it”s a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Little town, full of little people
Waking up to say…
People of the Hood:
What”s good, What”s good, What”s good, What”s good
Get yo tail out the street
Belle:
There go Bonquesha she wit Trey like always
He”s on the downlow I can tell
Every morning just the same, since the morning that we came
To this busted ratchet town
CLEETUS:
Good morning Belle
Belle:
Good morning Cleetus.
CLEETUS:
Where you going?
Belle:
The weave shop! I just saw the most wonderful style it”s an up do with some finger waves and some micro braids….
CLEETUS:
That”s nice…Patrice, where my brownies, hurry up
IMAN:
Hey little mama can I get them digits
So I can hit you on yo cell, yo let me get it though
HATER GIRL:
Her beauty ain”t all that!
IMAN:
But her booty is real fat
IMAN/HATER GIRL:
No denyin” she a boogie girl that Belle
STREET LADY:
What”s good?
KEITH:
What it do?
STREET LADY:
How is yo Mama “nem!
BELLE:
Bonjour
GLOZELL:
What You Call Me?
BELLE:
How is your wife?
HUNGRY LADY:
I need 6 legs
CHEAP LADY:
Uh-uh, that”s too expensive
BELLE:
There must be more than this old hood rat life!
LaWasha & LaDrya:
Look there she go, she think she got that good hair
Girl that”s a lace-front I can tell.
LaWasha:
Where she get that ugly dress?
Miles Jai:
Cause she look a crusty mess!
LaWasha & LaDrya:
Cause she really is a boogie girl that Belle! Mmm.
Belle:
Oh, isn”t this a hot mess
Who would name their first-born Blue Ivy?
Here”s Kim Kardash “n Kanye
Wonder if they”ll have a brand new show on BET?
Vonzell:
Well I had heard that she a chocolate chaser,
They say she like that caramel.
Shaqueeba:
She aint looking for no beast
Less he lookted like Tyrese
Random Mexican:
Very different from the rest of us
Vonzell & Shaqueeba:
Boo you ain”t like the rest of us
ALL:
Yes different from the rest of us is Belle
GUNSHOT!
Oh shit!
Jerome:
Right from the moment I had met you seent you
I said you bangin and I fell
Baby what”s it gonna be,
Tell me is you feelin me?
Cause I”m makin plans to leave my momma house.
Chicken Heads:
Look there he go, isn”t he awl that
My boo, Jerome…girl he so foine
Uh-uh, 4 real? Girl no he didn”t
If she can”t use yo” comb don”t bring her home
Chaos Section:
Eh-Eh, Mmhmm, Uh-uh, Okrrr
Yo” kitchen nappy…Girl hide yo kids
Sho nuff, Shawty, Okay, Aint nobody got time for that
Yo homie move!
Jamal, Jamel, Jaquan, Jaqual
My baby daddy (Child I don”t know, good mornting, Oh good mornting)
Belle:
There must be more than this old hoodrat life
Destorm:
If you got good credit, you can be my wife.
ALL:
Look there she go, she lookted so ridiculous
She thank she in a fury tale
Why she got her weave like that
Tell me where they do that at
She really is a boogie girl
A beauty but a boogie girl
She really is a boogie girl…….THAT BELLE
What”s good
What”s good
What”s good
What”s good
What”s good
What”s good
GLOZELL:
If you don”t get out the skreet oh I swear for God! uh uh!
Don”t make me take my shoe off!
Ooh get out a my way! Ugh!
Heffa
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