It’s your Email

Welcome to the third edition of “It’s your email”, which despite the title still has not received any real email, Nevertheless It is in fact your opportunity to comment and quiz the ObscureInternet staff on whatever you want.

Birthday Party
I would like you to come to my birthday party. If I send you an invitation, will you come?
-Hopeful

Ed- Sorry, no way, not after the last party. I’ve never play pass the parcel with Ted Kaczynski ever again.

Angelina Pitt?
Do you think there’s any chance that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will last?
-Brad Pitt in Los Angeles

Ed- None whatsoever. Thanks for asking.

Spying in America
I understand that George Bush has been illegally spying on American citizens. Bush says it’s his right to do this because we’re at war now. But my friend Bill says it’s tantamount to tyranny. I’m not sure who to believe.
-Unsure in Iowa

Ed- Believe George Bush, of course! George Bush is the president of the United States of America! America, You heard of it? It’s the great nation on this earth! Can you not see the exclamation points!

Out-of-body experiences
“I started having out-of-body experiences when I was a teenager. I couldn’t tell anyone, because they would think I was crazy. After the question and answer session, I felt good knowing that this is a perfectly natural experience.”
-Francine K. San Francisco

Ed- Perhaps this is related to your ridiculous surname. “San Francisco” isn’t cool, go and penitently change your name to something cool like Lahk

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