Daily updates? Daily Updates!!!
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Let’s start a website, which will be updated daily by a fleet of slaves. So I we started the website, eagerly updating everyday while awaiting the fleet of slaves to arrive, but they never turned up. Damn you ebay, someone is going to get some really stern negative feedback. So now we are stuck updating this damn site ourselves daily until we can agree that outsourcing deal with India.
Things that is easier than updating a website daily;
Stop smoking…
Breaking off a relationship…
Stand up to a bully…
Letting go of the past…
Telling your parents you feel they are wrong…
Asking for forgiveness…
Go to church
Lose weight
Watch more then 3 minutes of Porn…
Talking to a friend about a destructive problem in their life…
Learn to Fly
Stop drinking…
Talking to your children about tough issues in their lives…
Stop Masturbating at work
Saying NO to a bad habit…
Discover Time travel
Sing
In fact I have done all of the above in past thirty minutes while thinking of what to write for today’s update. The masturbation at work was the hardest one because I had drive back there, it’s not easy to drive with your pants around your ankles.
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