Bimpe was another scammer who found me through tagworld. Her profile shows she was justing looking for someone to ‘rake care’ of her, she must of thought I could do it because I was soon getting messages on MSN from email@example.com, here is our first conversion.
bimpe: How u doing
GLeN: I am good, and you?
bimpe: am cool, i have a plan for u
GLeN: ok, what is it
bimpe: Coming to meet u in state….
GLeN: in what state?
bimpe: your state as i dont know
GLeN: ok right, so what about it
bimpe: did u want me to come?
GLeN: I do not know you, yet. Tell me about you first
bimpe: my name is bimpe and 29 yesra old my father is late pa timson adedokun am light and a little bit tall…average build,Very romantic, Heart on shirtsleeve, i do Read, listen to music, or watch a movie…. and how about u?
GLeN: I am gent, I am 30 of age of years, I have family of gone. I also like things movie, books, animals
bimpe: ok …so what u want to know ?
GLeN: Do you play the trumpet or the pink oboe?
bimpe: no i play piano
GLeN: oh, coool. you are penist!
GLeN: are you religious, Or do you bash the bishop?
bimpe: am a christain
GLeN: good good, I am too
GLeN: so do you like food, do you put meat in your mouth?
bimpe: yes, i like potato chips, fried rice and salad with mountain dew
GLeN: you like meat in your mouth?
GLeN: I do not put meat in my mouth
GLeN: I do not like the taste
bimpe: alright but is look sweetest
GLeN: so what do you do for fun?
bimpe: entertainment and playing games
GLeN: what games?
bimpe: play station2
GLeN: i have some fun games, Doing the five-knuckle shuffle, Cleaning the pipes, Crank yanking, Erupting Ol’ Faithful
GLeN: Fondling the fig and Hand Shandy these are good games. I would like to play them with you
bimpe: No soccer and romeo
GLeN: I like soccer and Having one off the wrist
GLeN: but sometimes afterwoods I have to Massage Mr. Ho-Ho
bimpe: what did u mean?
GLeN: if I get injury
Ok now we know each other, Bimpe decide it’s time to see how much money she can get out of me.
bimpe says: okay…i need a little help beby
GLeN says: whats the problem
bimpe says: my flight paper is not complte
GLeN says: what do you need
bimpe says: i need some money
GLeN says: oh noes! you need money?
bimpe says: yes
GLeN says: oh noes! what can you do?
bimpe says: i dont have much with me baby can u help me out
GLeN says: what can I do?
bimpe says: can u help me with the money
GLeN says: what can I do?
bimpe says: send me
GLeN says: how?
bimpe says: thru western uniuon
GLeN says: I can’t use wetern onion from my bank
bimpe says: why, what u wanna use?
GLeN says: my bank is called the bank of Dirtbox and they don’t like the onion
bimpe says: so what u wanna use? and how will i get the money
GLeN says: Dirtbox transfer to mouth, out of the stink into the pink
bimpe says: when will u send it and how much did u wa t to send me
GLeN says: how much do you need, because I need some money to buy a elephant.
bimpe says: ok 700$
GLeN says: 700 dollars?!??!?! But I need an elephant.
bimpe says: or 400$
GLeN says: keep going
bimpe says: How much did u have
GLeN says: after the elephant money. about 1637 Tunisia Dinars
bimpe says: so u can’t send me any money then
GLeN says: I can come and get you soon. After I get the elephant
bimpe says: i dont love u
GLeN says: waaa?
bimpe says: BYE
Curses bimpe now longer loves me anymore. I’ll have to wait for the next one.