You don’t get the show #4: I got your Pokemon right here


Pokemon Go has taken over and we discuss the dangers of it happening in Miami.

We also talk about the guy who impersonated an Apple employee and stole 19 Iphones, how the surrender button in League of Legends is driving J.A. crazy, how Katsuhiro Harada of Tekken 7 summoned a horde of SJW’s and a parrot that makes sex noises.

Oh, we also talk about games including Evolve going free to play, Final Fantasy getting released on Android and iOS and Starbound finally getting a release date!

You don’t get the show #3: Let me tell you about being a crackhead


The summer Steam sale has taken over and while some of us have plenty of money to spend on the games we want the rest of us need to sacrifice and that is where we are here to help. J.A.  and Ignacio help you out with ways you can save and pro tips you can use to get the games you desperately need.

We also discuss a troll that got bitch slapped by a Blizzard employee on their own forums they cried about being banned for no reason and claimed Blizzard didn’t read the chat logs. Well they do and the Blizzard employee proved it by posted them and laying the smackdown on the troll. Speaking of smackdown, we give a little bit of a smackdown to Game Rant for claiming it was a Overwatch article when it was clearly a Heroes of the Storm article. Can we say clickbait?

Finally, we give props to another modder who created a playable Doom 2 level of Jerry’s apartment from Seinfeld complete with characters that you can kill. Doug Keener put in over 100 hours of work into this and its pretty awesome. Check out the full video on his YouTube page.

Doom 2 – Seinfeld: Jerry’s Apartment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Aa2K_firtI

You don’t get the show #2: We seriously didn’t plan the show to be like this


When you go down that rabbit hole sometimes you can’t find your way out. This week we have three stories that have a common theme can you guess what it is?

Overwatch is taking the gaming world by storm but Blizzard is playing whack-a-mole trying to keep people from accessing Rule #34 that states, if it exists there IS porn of it and there is a ton of it for Overwatch.

Now you would think that pornography and the gaming world would be kept separate, but apparently not anymore as Naughty America was “we believe” the first adult entertainment company allowed a full featured booth at E3 as they displayed their VR line there complete with demo’s.

Finally, Team YP A.K.A. YouPorn’s all-female League of Legends team was banned for competing in official Riot tournaments even though the company tried its best to cover up what they do by changing their colors and making the logo nothing like the adult entertainment site, but let’s face it, we all know YP doesn’t stand for yellow pages.

So yeah, three gaming related stories that are also adult entertainment related stories. It’s all in a day’s work for the Obsolete Gamer team. We did listen to your feedback from our first show so we made this show shorter. Check it out and let us know what you think.

Check out episode #1 here

You found gameplay videos on where now?


The guys were astonished to discover that you can find legitimate gameplay video for many of your favorite video games of pornography websites.

Watch the full show by clicking here.

You don’t get the show 1: We’re like school on Saturday…no class


Brand new show we open by finding out just how long it takes for Ignacio to use the bathroom before our recordings and it’s all downhill from there.

J.A. talks about the lady in League of Legends who was totally down with a three-way with him and his girlfriend sight unseen because “Love don’t got no eyes.”

We also learn that you can find real legitimate gameplay video on sexy sites which not only confused J.A. but wait till you hear why he was on those sexy sites to begin with.

Now the show isn’t complete without “normal” gaming news so the guys talked about Blizzards meeting with Nostalrius the group behind the WOW legacy servers.

You can check out their official website.

We also answered questions from our Facebook Group page.

So not bad for a first show of what is pretty much the anti-Obsolete Gamer Show and if you like it please comment, upvote and visit all our links and stuff including following us on our Twitter page.

And if you really like us we are on Patreon so you can send us your hard earned dollars so we can finally get Ignacio a bedroom organizer.

And if you didn’t like it or got offended, you don’t get the show.

Welcome To 2012 Chummer

Welcome to 2012. Yes, the world is going to blow up, according to the dead Mayan civilization. Just because their calendar ends on December 12, 2012 12/12/12 doesn’t mean it’s the end of the world. It’s just the end of that calendar. What, did they have computers back then and used that date format? Do they believe in numerology and Kabbalah? This this Earthdawn and Shadowrun where an Age ends and a new Age begins? Welcome to the Sixth World, chummer!

Anyways, you’re probably just getting up right now at 1 PM from all the heavy drinking, blogging, and trolling from last night. What better way to welcome the new year than with the troll trololol song?

Speaking of heavy trolling, this is as good as it gets!

It looks like she’s grown up already, the little Drama Queen! I’m so proud!

There are worse things in life though, such as getting owned by a public service announcement as seen here:

The look on the father’s face is priceless. I see this horror all the time.

If I have a kid, I’d want him to grow up to be an awesome troll like this:

Let me go get started on that project right now…

So get up from the computer, open the windows and yell “I’m mad as hell as I’m not going to take it anymore!” Break the Network! =P

Anyways, enjoy the rest of your year, we only have until 12/12/12 before our Mayan smart phones crash. Y12K fo life.

trololol

I’m Becoming A Korean (Gamer)

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This isn’t a cry for help, as you can see I’m back to work (posting this drivel), but instead it’s me doing the Simpson’s Nelson point and ha-ha to people with families and regular 9-5 jobs that think that playing Dragon Age and beating it over the course of two months is a great gaming experience. ~Honorabili

I’m Becoming A Korean (Gamer)

Basically, for the past month or two my girlfriend has been alien to me so I’ve reverted back to my old girlfriend: MY COMPUTER. This happened shortly right after I got back from my trip from E3 to which she did not get invited to go with! =P Anyways, half a week after I got back AT&T decided to be a bunch of useless fucks and decided to have my internet connection go down for about ten days… this in the middle of my addiction to League of Legends (which was already starting to die) and World of Tanks, which I had just dumped 20 dollars into and had a subscription to which has now expired.

Internet Serious Business
Internet Serious Business

What to do, what to do? Go back to the basics! I pretended it was the 1996 and that I didn’t even have internet gaming (for the most part). My brother and I were going nuts as to what to play, since without internet connection we were cut out (literally) from the virtual world needed to play a modern pvp game (since few companies make hotseat stuff anymore, other than for usually some console games). We both said at the same time “Master of Orion 2, multiplayer, over the LAN”. What a brilliant solution to being stuck in the dark ages. After a little bit of work and installing the IPX network protocol, we got the game to work like a charm over the LAN using DosBox. We even made a CD image of the game which runs better than a full HD install and streams from a hard drive anyways. After a few days we were playing as if we had never stopped playing in the first place. Even when the internet came back on, I went on League of Legends and I thought the level of strategic thought now required to play it was nothing compared to the complexity of a legendary 4X strategy game.

Anyways… after a short while I checked my email and saw they had sent me some free codes for games to play so I logged into my Steam to add and download them. Boy, what a mistake… They were having a huge sale with stuff 90-75-50% off, so I just wasted about 200 dollars on that shit and then started to game non-stop. Like basically, since then days have been a blur. I haven’t posted anything on here in a good while, not since my E3 article which took J.A. Laraque forever to get me to finish it (well after the event had already ended, which was already when nobody cared to read it). I am now awake on some fucked up schedule that lets me play with all the European gamers as well as the Asians! I take power naps, drink about 3-4 cafe con leches (cafe lattes) AND 1-2 Red Bulls a day before I start playing pvp games. I go from Mount & Blade, to Master of Orion 2, to League of Legends (doing my daily XP bonus), to World of Tanks (again with that daily XP bonus bullshit, feels like a job!) to Dirt 3 (I beat it today, so now doing multiplayer races against a lot of Germans) to Fable 3 (which I just destroyed) to Monday Night Combat to AI Wars to … well you get the idea. Gaming nearly 24 hours a day, I barely begin to scratch the surface of even a fraction of all the games I have… On top of that my PC keeps dying more and they keep releasing more cheap (and in my case sometimes free) games.

I bought an ATI 6870 card to replace my dying underclocked ATI 3870 but I only had it for 3 days since I sold it to fix a client’s machine. Now I think I’m going to build a machine that uses the AMD Phenom II X4 980 Black Edition Deneb 3.7GHz 4 x 512KB L2 Cache 6MB L3 Cache Socket AM3 125W Quad-Core Desktop Processor but we’ll see since they’re always releasing new ones but I’m pretty sure that will be the winner.

This isn’t a cry for help, as you can see I’m back to work (posting this drivel), but instead it’s me doing the Simpson’s Nelson point and ha-ha to people with families and regular 9-5 jobs that think that playing Dragon Age and beating it over the course of two months is a great gaming experience. (insert rant saying something like “fuck all games with DLC” here) =P I’m starting to get a system down as to when a game will be shorter than a day for me, it pretty much sucks, especially if it doesn’t change as I replay it and it’s currently selling for around 40-50 bucks on Steam or some other distro. (ahem, Fable 3 in this case) I don’t have any children or a wife and yeah sometimes I forget to eat while gaming but even then I’m a fat bastard so it’s not like I’m at risk. ;] I’m Korean for my games but not just for Starcraft or Guild Wars, but all of them!

On a serious note, much during my internet down time I got to read the Master of Orion 2 manual A LOT and it made me really sad that they no longer make 200 page user manuals like that that were actually worth reading and it also made me really sad that Microprose (probably my favorite game company) has been dead for a long time. They sure don’t make them like that anymore! Klackons FTW!

Anyways, I’m out, going to go troll some noobs and work more on my trolling reviews of more games I wasted my money on! Game on!!!