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You don’t get the show #4: I got your Pokemon right here

July 12, 2016August 25, 2017 J.A. Laraque 0 Comments Android, apple, computer games, console games, evolve, Final Fantasy 7, funny stories, iPhone, Katsuhiro Harada, league of legends, mobile games, pc games, Pokemon, Pokemon go, sjw, starbound, tekken 7, trolling

Pokemon Go has taken over and we discuss the dangers of it happening in Miami. We also talk about the guy who impersonated an Apple employee and stole 19 Iphones, how the surrender button in League of Legends is driving J.A. crazy, how Katsuhiro Harada of Tekken 7 summoned a horde of SJW’s and a parrot that makes sex noises.

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You don’t get the show #3: Let me tell you about being a crackhead

June 27, 2016August 25, 2017 J.A. Laraque 0 Comments blizzard, Doom 2, doug keener, heroes of the storm, Overwatch, Seinfeld, Steam, steam sale, tracer, trolling

We also discuss a troll that got bitch slapped by a Blizzard employee on their own forums they cried about being banned for no reason and claimed Blizzard didn’t read the chat logs. Well they do and the Blizzard employee proved it by posted them and laying the smackdown on the troll. Speaking of smackdown, we give a little bit of a smackdown to Game Rant for claiming it was a Overwatch article when it was clearly a Heroes of the Storm article. Can we say clickbait?

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You don’t get the show #2: We seriously didn’t plan the show to be like this

June 20, 2016August 25, 2017 J.A. Laraque 0 Comments blizzard, E3, funny stories, gaming and porn, league of legends, naughty american, Overwatch, rule 34, team yp, trolling, video game news

So yeah, three gaming related stories that are also adult entertainment related stories. It’s all in a day’s work for the Obsolete Gamer team. We did listen to your feedback from our first show so we made this show shorter. Check it out and let us know what you think.

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You found gameplay videos on where now?

June 19, 2016August 25, 2017 J.A. Laraque 0 Comments funny stories, gameplay videos, gameplay videos on prono sites, gaming during sex, sex and gaming, trolling, video game and porno, video games, video games and sex

The guys were astonished to discover that you can find legitimate gameplay video for many of your favorite video games of pornography websites.

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You don’t get the show 1: We’re like school on Saturday…no class

June 14, 2016August 25, 2017 J.A. Laraque 0 Comments activation, anarchy online, Asheron's Call 2, auto assault, Battleforge, Bethesda. Everquest, blizzard, DC Online Universe, E3, EA, Fallout, gameplay, league of legends, minecraft, mobas, Nosgoth, Nostalrius, rocket league, teletale, trolling, video games you hate, World of Warcraft, World of Warplanes, worst communities, wow legacy servers, xbox live

J.A. talks about the lady in League of Legends who was totally down with a three-way with him and his girlfriend sight unseen because “Love don’t got no eyes.”
We also learn that you can find real legitimate gameplay video on sexy sites which not only confused J.A. but wait till you hear why he was on those sexy sites to begin with.
Now the show isn’t complete without “normal” gaming news so the guys talked about Blizzards meeting with Nostalrius the group behind the WOW legacy servers.

Obsolete meets Obscure

Welcome To 2012 Chummer

January 1, 2012 J.A. Laraque 0 Comments 12/12/12, 2012, chummer, december 12 2012, drama queen little girl, earthdawn, end of the world 2012, get a life, i'm mad as hell and i'm not going to take it anymore, kabbalah, mayan calendar, mayan civilization, Network the movie, numerology, Shadowrun, Shadowrun is real life, Sixth World, trolling, trololol song, use condoms public announcement, welcome to the future, Y12K

Welcome to 2012. Yes, the world is going to blow up, according to the dead Mayan civilization. Just because their

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I’m Becoming A Korean (Gamer)

July 17, 2011March 30, 2014 Honorabili 2 Comments AI Wars, AMD Phenom II X4 980 Black Edition Deneb 3.7GHz 4 x 512KB L2 Cache 6MB L3 Cache Socket AM3 125W Quad-Core Desktop Processor, AT&T sucks, ATI 3870, ATI 6870, ATT internet is shit, becoming a korean gamer, cafe con leche, CD image of legacy game, dirt 3, DLC, DLC sucks, Dragon Age, Dragon Age is a good game, e3 2011, E3 trip, Fable 3, favorite game company, ftw, fuck DLC, game reviews that troll, gaming 24 hours a day, gaming using IPX networking protocol, Guild Wars, honorabili, J.A. Laraque, klackons, korean gamer, LAN gaming using Dosbox, league of legends, legendary 4X strategy game, losing a girlfriend, master of orion 2, master of orion 2 manual, master of orion 2 multiplayer, master of orion 2 using dosbox, microprose, microprose is dead, Monday Night Combat, mount & blade, my computer is my girlfriend, Nelson ha-ha, no sleep for me, noobs, not eating for gaming, red bull, Red bull and gaming, Simpson's Nelson, StarCraft, Steam sale ruins my life, too many games come out, troll some noobs, trolling, world of tanks

On a serious note, much during my internet down time I got to read the Master of Orion 2 manual A LOT and it made me really sad that they no longer make 200 page user manuals like that that were actually worth reading and it also made me really sad that Microprose (probably my favorite game company) has been dead for a long time. They sure don’t make them like that anymore! Klackons FTW!