You might be too young to know this and it saddens me that I know this so well but back in the day before many television shows they would tell you who their sponsor was. The show would tell you; “This show is brought to you by…” and following that would be some images of some product or company and their tag line. Well, Obscure Internet is bringing that back internet style with a new series of screen captures that are just a bit off, enjoy.
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Read MoreIt is 2009; we have a black president, a black head of the RNC and a black attorney general. If you did not know this, these three things are the signs of the apocalypse and our end will come soon (2012).
Read MoreMy advice to you is, find a local television station and get them to put your story on the air. Next you send a lawyer over to McDonalds and get them to pay you a few million dollars even though this is completely your fault. They paid the coffee spilling lady so they will pay you. Next, dump your wife claiming she cheated on you with one of the people who saw her picture. Finally, cash the check and open your own porn site where you paid sexy women to take bad camera phone pictures and upload them. You can claim they are stolen and rake in the cash because at heart most of us are perverted bastards.
Read MoreOh yeah, your problem. Did you know that with the I-Phone you cannot attach pictures to text messages? Is that a load of crap or what? I paid like four hundred dollars for this damn phone. Well, we are out of time. To bottom line it, he is cheating on you and if he looks good naked then you should cry and if he does not you should laugh. The only glitch here was in your marriage that was doomed to fail anyway and no, I am not bitter. I am just trying to help. One last thing Susan, what the hell is a Genius Bar?
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