So, who are you anyway?
We are four shady lookin’ bastards called Spat.
Describe your sound for us.
A toddler falling from a climbing frame and landing on a cat.
So you rate yourself then?
It varies due to external factors relevant to how drunk, what we drank and whether we can concentrate. So anywhere between a 2 to an 8 out of 10.
Who are your influences?
We are all into different shit but I’ll take the highground on this one cause I wrote most of the songs. So Crass, Oi Polloi, Black Flag and GBH.
Tell us one of your musical secrets.
I’ve got small bollocks.
What’s in the future?
Failed kidneys- they’ve already started playing. That and an unlimited supply of Wagon Wheels.
What’s your claim to fame?
Don’t have one.
Musically, where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Up shit creek.
Myspace or Facebook?