They say that Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships. Hogwash. If they would have known about Swedish Pop Singer “Günther” they would have beat the shit out of Helen and created baskets out of her hair weave.
“Ooohh you touch my tr-la-la. Ooohh my ding ding dong”
Günther is the most talented singer in history, ever. Most famously known for “Ding Dong Song”, his 2004 #1 album “Pleasureman” for three weeks on Swedish music charts, perfect mustache and haircut and seductive Swedish accented lyrics most commonly mentioning his genitals. Gunter is a true “Pleasureman” and he lets the ladies know it.
Tracks such as “Enormous Emotion”, “Naughty Boy” and “Teeny Weeny String Bikini” are perfect “pleasure making” songs… hell I listen them to when I’m making my tuna fish sandwiches for work the next day.
I know this makes you ladies horny – admit it.
Facts about Gunther
Fact: Günther can get any women simply by looking at them for .3 seconds (same rules apply for photographs and videos)
Fact: Günther’s mustache is actually is a different living being and is responsible for his mojo. Just like an “Achilles Heel”.
Fact: Günther always wears snap track pants for quick removal for pleasure time.
Fact: Günther’s haircut costs more than USA’s Health Care Reform bill.
Fact: Bono from U2 frequently asks Gunther for advice on sunglasses fashion.
What is my favorite Günther song?
Pfft. Do you even have to ask? Of course – “Tutti Frutti Summer Love”.