Dead Rising: How to murder 60k Zombies
Aeropause produced this most impressive of Dead Rising video walkthroughs, designed to teach aspiring undead slaughterers, how to swiftly rid their game worlds of enough zombies to earn them the prestigious Zombie Genocide Achievement. Go on. Watch the video. Gooood… Now, try it out yourself. You’ll make old mother happy again….
06 Sep 2006, 6:16 pm
I don’t know how you come up with so much good information Gnome…
While I’m here..thought this would interest you…
http://www.gotgamebook.com/
06 Sep 2006, 7:52 pm
I watched it…. now i’m not so sure i want to buy… but i do know how to kill zombies, which is good…..
that bloody book tom mentioned has the following ageist comment
“Elders and their received wisdom can’t help—they don’t understand even the basics of this new world.”
now i’m mad……
07 Sep 2006, 5:51 am
Hold on…
Yes?… Inquisitor… AH, yes… Thank you… Hello friend… yes.. a book… aha… yes yes burning.. yes… hmm… cyber format.. hm… huh…. right…
Ok. An excorcism will do.
07 Sep 2006, 8:07 pm
Good stuff Gnome! This could save my life some day!!!
07 Sep 2006, 10:07 pm
hey thanks….. I mean ringing like that and telling them ho
wait now….. whose getting exorcised?
08 Sep 2006, 1:31 pm
well, Deitrix, this is a public service blog after all. Saving a Life A day is our motto…
Nobody dear. We’re just having tom’s book checked. All this anti-elderly propaganda might be heretic…
10 Sep 2006, 1:43 pm
it is, i feel quite the offended elder who dosen’t “understand even the basics of this new world.”
Thank you my favourite Gnome….
11 Sep 2006, 8:37 am
Welcome dearest of the Elderly…
Now, should I burn the heretics or make sure they confess first?
11 Sep 2006, 5:35 pm
burn em, we’ll ask questions later
(hands torch to Gnome…._
medium rare mind….
12 Sep 2006, 8:44 pm
I bite my fingernails….. so probably……. latent….
13 Sep 2006, 3:37 pm
Nah…that’s ok.. We do allow self-cannibalism after all, latent or full blown…
13 Sep 2006, 6:05 pm
phew! i thought i’d have been outcast.. I even imagined the bloglines
elderly Cannibal blogger shunned….
I can also imagine the hits….hmmmm!
14 Sep 2006, 10:32 am
Are you suggesting a cannibalistic popularity thingy? Not a bad idea, really…
14 Sep 2006, 4:54 pm
it’d been popular, but no one would admit to visiting it….. i wonder what the google ads would read….
raw meat sale
share a grandmother
hell the revenue could be collosal…
16 Sep 2006, 9:21 am
Give it a try… Let me know how it went… I’ll look after you…
16 Sep 2006, 1:56 pm
okay then, your support is much appreciated, I could link to your site under a sub heading
gnome eaters
18 Sep 2006, 4:51 am
please dont
18 Sep 2006, 5:15 pm
no best not at the start, might confuse em……. okay wish me luck gonna try my first post…
you can’t get arrested for posting about cannibalism can you?
20 Sep 2006, 6:37 pm
……. you mean muslim’s might take offence? they hardly issue a fatwah just for a simply post…
would they?
21 Sep 2006, 5:40 am
No, no, I mean it would only be illegal were you muslim…
21 Sep 2006, 4:33 pm
phew! right wish me luck…….. hold on i converted didn’t I? after the missile attack on your house…. darn…..
there’s always a catch…..
24 Sep 2006, 3:26 pm
quite, quite