Dead Rising: How to murder 60k Zombies
Aeropause produced this most impressive of Dead Rising video walkthroughs, designed to teach aspiring undead slaughterers, how to swiftly rid their game worlds of enough zombies to earn them the prestigious Zombie Genocide Achievement. Go on. Watch the video. Gooood… Now, try it out yourself. You’ll make old mother happy again….
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPNr3qXkRn8[/youtube]
Hits: 1754
I don’t know how you come up with so much good information Gnome…
While I’m here..thought this would interest you…
http://www.gotgamebook.com/
I watched it…. now i’m not so sure i want to buy… but i do know how to kill zombies, which is good…..
that bloody book tom mentioned has the following ageist comment
“Elders and their received wisdom can’t help—they don’t understand even the basics of this new world.”
now i’m mad……
Hold on…
Yes?… Inquisitor… AH, yes… Thank you… Hello friend… yes.. a book… aha… yes yes burning.. yes… hmm… cyber format.. hm… huh…. right…
Ok. An excorcism will do.
Good stuff Gnome! This could save my life some day!!!
hey thanks….. I mean ringing like that and telling them ho
wait now….. whose getting exorcised?
well, Deitrix, this is a public service blog after all. Saving a Life A day is our motto…
Nobody dear. We’re just having tom’s book checked. All this anti-elderly propaganda might be heretic…
it is, i feel quite the offended elder who dosen’t “understand even the basics of this new world.”
Thank you my favourite Gnome….
Welcome dearest of the Elderly…
Now, should I burn the heretics or make sure they confess first?
burn em, we’ll ask questions later
(hands torch to Gnome…._
medium rare mind….
I bite my fingernails….. so probably……. latent….
Nah…that’s ok.. We do allow self-cannibalism after all, latent or full blown…
phew! i thought i’d have been outcast.. I even imagined the bloglines
elderly Cannibal blogger shunned….
I can also imagine the hits….hmmmm!
Are you suggesting a cannibalistic popularity thingy? Not a bad idea, really…
it’d been popular, but no one would admit to visiting it….. i wonder what the google ads would read….
raw meat sale
share a grandmother
hell the revenue could be collosal…
Give it a try… Let me know how it went… I’ll look after you…
okay then, your support is much appreciated, I could link to your site under a sub heading
gnome eaters
please dont
no best not at the start, might confuse em……. okay wish me luck gonna try my first post…
you can’t get arrested for posting about cannibalism can you?
……. you mean muslim’s might take offence? they hardly issue a fatwah just for a simply post…
would they?
No, no, I mean it would only be illegal were you muslim…
phew! right wish me luck…….. hold on i converted didn’t I? after the missile attack on your house…. darn…..
there’s always a catch…..
🙂
quite, quite
🙂