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Relationship Rules: You Need Help

You’ve doubtlessly heard horror stories about women impregnating themselves with the sperm from used condoms or sabotaging condoms in order to become pregnant. To prevent them from stealing your seed, keep a bottle of hot sauce at ready next to the bed and immediately douse your partner’s vagina with it after the act of coitus.

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The Definition of Appreciation

The husband’s final attack was in saying that material gifts could never replace the gift one has when there are with the one they love. When you have food in your belly, a roof over your head and a warm body to sleep next to, those are the best gifts you could ever have. She ended (and won) the debate by saying that if that is the case then sex should be limited to when both parties are ready and willing to perform. This drew a silence from the room and just like when your sexy neighbor closed the blinds the show was over.

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