Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney: Epic Rap Battles Of History

Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney Epic Rap Battles Of History

Maybe this is how we should pick the next president. Okay maybe not, but we can pick this video as one of the best on the internet.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc[/youtube]

Nyan Cat

NyanCat

This reminds me of some of those classic 8-bit themes from my early gaming days and mixed with this Gif its just additive as hell. I mean are they brilliant or high or both, either way, this is awesome and makes our list of Best of the Internet.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4[/youtube]

Turkish Rambo: The Rampage

Turkish Rambo

We can all make fun of a bad movie or a cheaply made movie, but this one takes the take. Just look at how the RPG fires and how he keeps finding ammo on the ground as if this was Resident Evil. If RPG’s worked like that the war in the middle east would be going much differently.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l72gxO2l2E[/youtube]

This get’s put in best of the internet.

The Picard Song

The Picard Song

The original song was created by, Dark Materia featuring clips from Star Trek the next Generation and original music. The original video was uploaded by, CoJux. Perhaps you have to like Star Trek somewhat to like this song, but I still consider it one of the best of the internet.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo[/youtube]

 

Antoine Dodson: Hide yo kids

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Almost everyone should know this story by now, but in case you do not here it is. An unidentified man snuck into the bedroom window of Antoine’s sister and tried to assault her. The man got away and when the police came, her brother had a few words for the perp.

Here is the original news story:

After this story itself going viral, a music video using autotune was created to spoof this news report and that became viral.

 

Here is the music video spoof:

Both videos are great and one of the best of the internet.

Chocolate Rain

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His real name is Adam Nyerere Bahner and he was born in Minneapolis in 1982. Before his song Chocolate Rain appeared on YouTube he had already preformed it on a number of shows including VH1 and Jimmy Kimmel. However, when Chocolate Rain hit the internet he became a web superstar and current has over 64 million views on YouTube.

Chocolate Rain Lyrics

Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can’t be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and save the world as dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the light

Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy ‘livin in a gay

Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way

(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]

Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
It’s the fear your leaders car control

Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you’re insane
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/tay_zonday/chocolate_rain.html ]
Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?

Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
Chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it’s not in the face

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP

Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby’s DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents made

Chocolate Rain
Flippin’ cusin in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Chocolate Rain
‘Cross the world and back it’s all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in win
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you’re ‘livin in?

Chocolate Rain
More than marchin’ more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are

Bitches love smiley faces

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Some of you remember the saying, I believe first used on The Boondocks on Adult Swim, perhaps before, either way it made its way across the internet in a variety of ways including pictures, here are some of them.

Here are some others:

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Bitches love smiley faces 3

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Here are some alternatives

Witches Love PotionsBitches love headsBitches love googleBitches love horsesBitches love eaglesBitches love droids

Cooking by the Book: Remix by Mastgrr

LazyTown+Steph

There is an Icelandic children’s show called Lazy Town that features a main character named Stephanie whose main goal is to get her friends to go and be more active and less lazy. On the show there are various songs and one is called cooking by the book.

Well it seems someone decided to mix the song with a Lil John song with awesome results. There has even been a court battle over the song where they tried to get it removed, but in the end the video was restored.

So without further ado, here is the video remixed to Cooking by the Book.

You can download the MP3 here.

 

Epic Rap Battles of History: Darth Vader vs Hitler

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This is part of what makes the internet great. All you need is an idea and people willing to submit their opinion and you can truly have something great. Epic Rap battles are one of those such things where someone had an idea to act out rap battles of various real and fictional character. Besides the funny raps and funnier costumes the rap battles are chosen by the internet public.

This is personally one of my favorite epic rap battles it features Darth Vader versus Adolf Hitler. This series is truly one of the best of the internet.

 

Charlie Sheen Winning Recipes

Charlie Sheen Winning Recipes

You ever get the feeling you are being trolled? Everyone knows about Charlie Sheen and the issue with Two and a Half men and the drinking, drugs, women and gambling. We saw Charlie do a bunch of interviews with the media where people called him crazy, but is he?

Ever think he is just trolling us all. Perhaps he did have an issue with CBS and yes we know he is a lot like his character on his show, but did he lose his mind or is he just making himself more famous than he already was?

Either way, his videos are great and this one about Charlie Sheen cooking is proof of just how awesome this guy is. The man knows how to do a YouTube skit and he knows how to market himself. Rock on Charlie, you are a smarter man than your critics.