Scambaiter – They sent me to Iraq Peter

Remember Peter from last week? Well weeks after that last conversation we had, he was still bothering me for my telephone number.

[14:09] peter_mensah20: hello hiow are u are u theere\
[14:09] c64glen: I am the Greatest
[14:09] peter_mensah20: yes so how are u
[14:09] c64glen: I am good
[14:09] peter_mensah20: ok but i did not haer g from u again why
[14:09] c64glen: what is hear g?
[14:10] peter_mensah20: haer from u again
[14:12] c64glen: I had to join the army
[14:12] peter_mensah20: yes
[14:13] c64glen: I have been to Iraq
[14:15] c64glen: do you think it is important to serve your country?
[14:15] peter_mensah20: YES PLS I JUST GIVE ME UR NUMBER OK AND I WILL GIVE IT TO HE AND HE WILL GIVE IT TO HIS LAWY
[14:16] c64glen: I’ll give you my name, rank and number
[14:17] peter_mensah20: OK
[14:17] c64glen: C64Glen, Private, 90210
[14:17] peter_mensah20: WHAT NUMBER IS THAT
[14:18] c64glen: It is my number, it is the number on my dog tags and it is the number of the number one killer in all Iraq
[14:18] c64glen: Do you like Iraq Peter?
[14:18] peter_mensah20: YES
[14:18] c64glen: Why do you like Iraq Peter?
[14:19] peter_mensah20: IT IS A GOOD PLS TO LIVE
[14:19] c64glen: Iraq is a mess, Peter. We need to kill all the Terrorists there
[14:19] peter_mensah20: SO YES
[14:19] c64glen: Do you know what they should do
[14:19] peter_mensah20: NO\
[14:20] c64glen: They should send all the lazy Nigerian scammers from their Cybercafés to Iraq, they should be covered in explosives and when they get to Terrorists in Iraq they should all blow up.
[14:21] c64glen: That would rock
[14:21] c64glen: Do you agree, Peter?
[14:21] peter_mensah20: NO
[14:21] c64glen: why not?
[14:22] peter_mensah20: CAN U GIVE THE CORRT NUMBER PLS
[14:22] c64glen: why not, Peter?
[14:22] peter_mensah20: THE ARE ALSO HUMAN BEING OKSO HOW CAN U DO THAT TO THEM
[14:23] c64glen: not really, they are more like slugs in brain power
[14:23] c64glen: put some salt on them and you will see
[14:24] peter_mensah20: YES I, LIKE THEM
[14:25] peter_mensah20: SO CAN U HELP HE
[14:26] peter_mensah20: BUT CAN U HELP MY FRIEND
[14:26] peter_mensah20: HE NEED UR HELP
[14:26] c64glen: I’m in Iraq
[14:26] peter_mensah20: OK BUT U CAN ALSO HELP OK
[14:28] c64glen: how? The government only lets us spend our money on crack and whores now
[14:28] peter_mensah20: U HELP HE TO COLLECT THE CONSIGNMANT OK
[14:29] c64glen: fine, send it here. It could get blown up, but maybe not
[14:29] peter_mensah20: I SHOULD SEND WHAT
[14:30] c64glen: I dunno, what are to trying to send me? Your sister or something
[14:31] peter_mensah20: NOT THAT OK, MY FRIEND NEED A HELP CAN U HELP HE OR NOT
[14:32] c64glen: HOW????
[14:32] c64glen: FFS, TELL ME HOW YOU FUCKING COMMIE
[14:33] c64glen: don’t make me get my tank
[14:33] peter_mensah20: i know but can u help he
[14:33] peter_mensah20: pls
[14:34] peter_mensah20: is the number inter number
[14:35] c64glen: I can’t give my number out in Iraq, do you want me to be killed?
[14:35] c64glen: Are you a friend of Saddam?
[14:35] c64glen: Is that it?
[14:35] c64glen: Is your friend a commie terrorist arab?
[14:35] peter_mensah20: no u will not be kill ok
[14:37] peter_mensah20:
[14:37] peter_mensah20: are u thjer
[14:37] c64glen: yes, I am here
[14:37] peter_mensah20: so can u help my friend
[14:37] c64glen: ffs, what is with this DING shit if I don’t type 2 seconds after you post
[14:38] c64glen: I might be doing other shit you know, like torturing people
[14:38] peter_mensah20: i knnow but he have to get ur number
[14:38] peter_mensah20: ok so if he post he will call u and tell u ok
[14:39] c64glen: Torturing Testicles is my favourite
[14:39] peter_mensah20: so u give me the corrt number ok
[14:39] c64glen: So where you from Peter?
[14:39] peter_mensah20: i an from ghana\
[14:43] c64glen: my troops and I want to go on holiday somewhere we can kill people without getting told to by the army
[14:43] c64glen: would ghana be good for this?
[14:43] peter_mensah20: yes
[14:44] peter_mensah20: but give unmber ok pls
[14:44] c64glen: awesome, do you know where 20 dirty murdering soldiers can stay?
[14:44] c64glen: we need to practice murder and rape
[14:44] c64glen: which reminds me to you have a wife/sister/mother?
[14:45] peter_mensah20: yes
[14:45] peter_mensah20: and the number
[14:45] c64glen: cool would you mind some rape and torture?
[14:46] peter_mensah20: yes but u give me the number ok
[14:47] c64glen: so we can rape and torture your wife/sister/mother?
[14:47] c64glen: how about you, can we kick your back doors in?

Funnily enough he stopped talking at this point, but he was back later.

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