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Scambaiter – SandraThompson205 – Part 4

Sandra Thompson is back for round four of our huge scambaiter battle. Who wins? You decide!

sandrathompson205:
am here
am here

c64glen:
Hi

sandrathompson205:
am here

c64glen:
Hi

sandrathompson205:
how are you doing?

c64glen:
I am good. Just got my computer back
How are you?

sandrathompson205:
am fine
how everything going there darling

c64glen:
I am good. Just got my computer back

sandrathompson205:
ok god

c64glen:
So, I haven’t sent an email, because the bloke next door sold the computer to cash convertors

sandrathompson205:
why?
you dissaponited me

c64glen:
he need to buy a new dog and some heroin.

sandrathompson205:
you need to buy heroin?

c64glen:
no, no.
It’s the man next door. You remember him?
The one who broke the phone.
Sometimes I just want to smash his handsome little face off.

sandrathompson205:
ok i do,
ok i do.
ok lets talk bussiness

c64glen:
ok, ok.
I haven’t got that email address any more
all the things on the computer have gone

sandrathompson205:
ok

c64glen:
and in there place are some rather disturbing pictures
I didn’t know Ladies like Dogs and Horses so much…

sandrathompson205:
jonnyemuobo@hotmail.com

c64glen:
right, ok and this is bloke that filled your house with rats?

sandrathompson205:
please try to send
i have to go now ok
take care of yr self
bye for now

sandrathompson205 is offline

I guess it’s time to send Jonny an email at long last. Here goes;

To: jonnyemuobo@hotmail.com

Dear Mr Jonny Emu Obo.

It has come to my attention that you have filled up sandrathompson205‘s house with rats. Now I know she is no oil painting, a little old and rough around the edges but I’ve grown quiet attached to her during our brief and rather demanding chats on the Internet. Also as ex-convict (and a suffer of schizophrenia if you can believe those crazy prison doctors) she’s probably the best I can do.

Now I’m also use to people playing funny jokes on me in my house, I’m sure Sandra has mentioned the man next door and his many hilarious japes (he’s just been crying while masturbating in the kitchen, so it’s not all funny hi-jinks), however Sandra also said something about Rats stealing all her money that her father was going to leave her. I forget the details, but you know women, if you start listening to them the keep talking to you, it’s all nag, nag, nag, stop put drugs in my drinks, nag, etc.

So in summary, Jono, stop fucking about with Sandra or I’ll cut your throat.

Yours in Jesus,

Glen

P.S. Why are you named after Emu? Were your parents big fans of Rob Hull?

Let’s see what he comes back with…

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J.A. Laraque

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One thought on “Scambaiter – SandraThompson205 – Part 4

  • Awesome. My fave bits:

    “(he’s just been crying while masturbating in the kitchen, so it’s not all funny hi-jinks”

    “nag, nag, nag, stop put drugs in my drinks, nag”

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