Question of the Week : What is the worst trouble you have ever gotten yourself into?

Every week the ObscureInternet Forum ponders a Question of the Week, this week it is What's the worst trouble you've ever gotten yourself into?

Bill

Well this one time I was working with a good mate's ex girlfriend and we seemed to get on pretty well but didn't have sexy time cos of him and we told him we wouldn't bump the uglies but then we saw each other again and got drunk and i put my pink man in her vaginé and then again in the morning and again a few days later and so we had to to tell the guy we had sexy time and he was quite upset and told us to stop but we had sexy time again and he didn't like it so he drove to my house and punched me in the face.

This other time i mistook a nun for a little girl and raped her in the ass. It wasn't my fault, I didn't mean to rape the nun I thought it was a little girl. Either way, I've never raped a little girl, how many of you can say that, eh? I didn't really get into any trouble for it though cos she was dead.

Crag

Doing a 78 mile sponsored bike ride for charity in manchester me and two friends cycled through a red light. A police car pulled us over and told us that lights were for bikes as well and sent us on our way.

I walk on the wildside.

Mick

The last time i was in london, I gave a Brazillian man a backpack and told him to play hide and seek from the police.

I havent been back for a while

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