Question of the Week : What is the worst trouble you have ever gotten yourself into?

Every week the ObscureInternet Forum ponders a Question of the Week, this week it is What's the worst trouble you've ever gotten yourself into?

Bill

Well this one time I was working with a good mate's ex girlfriend and we seemed to get on pretty well but didn't have sexy time cos of him and we told him we wouldn't bump the uglies but then we saw each other again and got drunk and i put my pink man in her vaginé and then again in the morning and again a few days later and so we had to to tell the guy we had sexy time and he was quite upset and told us to stop but we had sexy time again and he didn't like it so he drove to my house and punched me in the face.

This other time i mistook a nun for a little girl and raped her in the ass. It wasn't my fault, I didn't mean to rape the nun I thought it was a little girl. Either way, I've never raped a little girl, how many of you can say that, eh? I didn't really get into any trouble for it though cos she was dead.

Crag

Doing a 78 mile sponsored bike ride for charity in manchester me and two friends cycled through a red light. A police car pulled us over and told us that lights were for bikes as well and sent us on our way.

I walk on the wildside.

Mick

The last time i was in london, I gave a Brazillian man a backpack and told him to play hide and seek from the police.

I havent been back for a while

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Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 26-03-08

It was an INCREDIBLE show today, we have to say and you must agree or we won’t talk to you again. Anna and Mazipan are in fabulous form discussing local issues such as mental health, art curation and chewing gum.

“Loud and Clear Helpline?”

The signedphotograph of Arthur Bostrom laughed a little…

Listen to under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from Kilburn, London. Making it up as they go along and playing the best in never-heard-ever-type music, proper comedy chat, weird noises and lots and and loads and lots more bickering about tea, biscuits and bananas…

“Noisy and Transparent Helpline?”

Featuring this week – HILARIOUS skits MADE UP BEFORE your EARS, HAPPY JOLLY NEWS from NICE PEOPLE, QUIZ of the WEEK, the world famous TOP FIVE RANDOM THINGS, and much much more…

ENJOY, it’ll make you want to go to Cheam.. x

Arthur in Gothenburg

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Six years and a new ObscureInternet

Well I have no doubt that you noticed that we have finally gone with ObscureInternet version 2 today (that what all the funny colours are all about), The reason for the change going live today is because it is our 6th Birthday, as this domain was original registered six years ago today. We have also updated the forum software to SMF 2.0 Beta 3 Public as well, so it is all change!

We’ve got a load of new features coming up in the next week, so do not go away.

Anna & Mazipan MWMMM – 12-03-08

Blappo! It’s a WHERE WERE YOU? special this week as Anna and Mazipan recover from visiting the Isle of Wight again and the weird number 23. Mazipan calls in from a secret location in her mind, and Anna falls over in the studio playing Twister.

The signedphotograph of Arthur Bostrom sits in…

Listen to under TWO HOURS of car crash radio LIVE from Kilburn, London. Making it up as they go along and playing the best in never-heard-ever-type music, proper comedy chat, weird noises and lots and and loads and lots more bickering about tea, biscuits and bananas…

Featuring this week – improvised song played LIVE with a chocolate tuba, SKI LIFT OF THE WEEK, the world famous TOP FIVE RANDOM THINGS, Community Stroll and much much more…

ENJOY, it’ll make you want to leap out of bed into a large poison spike everytime … x

U2

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The State of the Nation – Big Storm Day!

The weather was going to be a bit naughty today (10th of March, Gregorian Calendar fans!) so the usual media outlets had the audacity to tell us in advance. The fools! How can we blame them when all of our houses are upside down, if we knew it was coming? Anyway, some people with not much else to do thought they’d tell us all what they thought, through the magic of the interweb.

Daily Mail:

“This is a disgusting waste of money. The BBC is a joke.”

Edwina Rigby, Blackburn England

This refers to the Beeb weather woman, reporting the weather, in the weather. Surely it would cost the same as telling you the weather from a nice warm studio? Maybe the umbrella that was snapped in two was a priceless collector’s edition.

YOU FUCKING MORON.

“11am in Newcastle and no wind, just a light drizzle of rain. Lovely day really.”

– Norm, Newcastle, UK

That’s because, when they said the worst of the weather would be in the south, they didn’t mean Newcastle, because it’s in the north. Why aye man?

WHAT, SO YOU’RE PISSED OFF THAT YOUR HOUSE IS STILL STANDING? GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, YOU UTTER TIT.

BBC News:

“I went out this morning and my hair blown about and very wet. This is really intolerable. I put it all down to Global Warming – can’t take any much more of this.”

– Martin Wilson, Wirral, United Kingdom

Oh no Martin! I mean, I was feeling awful for the people who’s homes had been flooded and cars had been crushed by falling trees, but you had your hair knocked out of place? We’re praying for you, man”

FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? YOU SCOUSE CUNT.

Possibly more soon!