Thank your Wank dot com

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Sometimes you have to go far and wide to search for a funny story and sometimes it falls into your lap. In our e-mail bag we found an e-mail from thankyourwank.com. What is thank your wank dot com, well, let’s let them tell us:

We believe Thankyourwank.com is the next step in Social Media, making it a more democratic and open system than ever before! It’s a masturbation revolution!

Who hasn’t thought to themselves ”I wonder if someone out there touches themselves while thinking about me”? Because certainly all of us have pleasured ourselves thinking about someone we know or have seen and, most of the times, without having the guts to tell them what we do with our thoughts of them.

Thankyourwank.com enables users to vote for people they masturbate to, making them more popular Wankees at the same time as they can check their own Wank-Bank balance to see how many times other people have done it thinking about them.

But this isn’t all! We would like to take things a little further and not limit our users’ experience to the lonely “you and your hand” situation – so, we have set up a system for Mutual Wank Alerts. When a user +1s someone and this someone also +1s the initial user, both get an instant Mutual Wank Alert, that will help break the ice and, we hope, allow for sexy times to commence! Unless the person also +1s the initial user, she/he will never know that one did it to begin with! We like keeping things on the safe side!

And for those avid wankers that can’t keep track of all the people they would like to think about while fapping… they can search for people and add them to their “To-Do” List… so that they can later remember them for inspiration and keep their levels of activity up!

Thankyourwank.com is all about satisfying that curiosity you’ve always had, helping you get through those blue days with a +1, building bridges between people and talking openly about something that’s always been fun!

I can see the press headlines now about stalking wank superstars. What would you do if you ended up as a top member on this site, would you add it to your resume or something? Either way, I get the feeling this site may provide some great entertainment for Obscure Internet.

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J.A. Laraque

J.A. Laraque is a freelance writer and novelist. His passion for writing mixed with a comedic style and intelligent commentary has brought him success in his various endeavors. Whatever the subject, J.A. has an opinion on it and will present it in writing with an insight and flair that is both refreshing and informative.