Riff Racer: Lynyrd Skynyrd – Free Bird (150 bpm version)


Riff Racer (Drive Any Track) is a game similar to Beat Hazard and Audiosurf that lets you play with your music. It creates a track based on a song from your music library.

In this video I race to the 150 bpm version of the Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. It’s a 3 star difficulty track. I was using the car Monaco.

Whatchyamacallit – Taste You Like Yogurt

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygLNFdUgtw[/youtube]

Taste You Like Yogurt by Whatchyamacallit ft Flula Borg & Flynt Flos

This video has everything. Strange lyrics, awesome dancing, great special effects.

If you enjoy this try watching some of the videos from Turquoise Jeep Records.

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One Pound Fish

One_Pound_Fish

While this video is now everywhere I have to admit I like the backstory behind it. The guy has never sung before and just made up a little jingle to get people to visit his fish stand. His friend ended up recording him doing his song and put it on Youtube and now not only is he an internet sensation, but has a deal pending with Warner Bros. Also, watching the video with the girls I pretend the one pound fish he is talking about is them.

Here is more on the story:

Muhammad Shahid Nazir, now known as £1 Fish Man,moved to London’s East End having left his native Pakistan and his wife and four children to discover a better life for them all. Working on a market stall selling fish, Nazir needed a trader’s call to grab passing trade. His song became the stuff of legend and a viral sensation: “Have-a, have-a look, one pound fish. Very, very good, very, very cheap, one pound fish.”

After a video of him was uploaded to YouTube, Nazir saw himself accelerated into the spotlight: he auditioned on the X-Factor, saw his ‘£1 Fish Song’ covered separately bysuperstar producer Timbaland and singer Alesha Dixon and was profiled by the Evening Standard who declared: “Watch out Psy, you’ve got a rival” and The Sun who stated: “It might just be the Christmas No. 1.”

Hot Chip – I Feel Better

Hot Chip I Feel Better a god

Although one might think that they are the big fish, the top dog, there’s always somebody else out there that can own one. Some might even be godlike compared to the norm…

This video shows you what happens when you aggro a freaking GOD!

I love how the floating head of a black dude that looks like the Montgomery Flea Market Rapper shows up at the end and kills everyone. ENHOY!

Hot Chip I Feel Better a greater god

Lyrics:

She said ‘How did we get ourselves so lost?’
And I said ‘I don’t know,
But we will not be leaving tonight.
When you hold me I, I feel better’

I only want one night, together in our arms
This is the longest night, we’re meeting arms to arms

Nothing is wasted and life is worth living
Heaven is nowhere, just look to the stars
There is a day that is yours for embracing
Everything’s nothing, and nothing is ours

Nothing is wasted and life is worth living
(I only want one night)
Heaven is nowhere, just look to the stars
There is a day that is yours for embracing
(This is the longest night)
Everything’s nothing, and nothing is ours

And maybe if we’d never come this way
Then we would live and prosper
But I doubt it
We are a violent race
And we deserve what we get
When you hold me, when you hold me
I feel better, I feel better

I only want one night, together in our arms
(I feel better)
This is the longest night, we’re meeting arms to arms
(I feel better)
I only want one night, together in our arms
(I feel better)
This is the longest night, we’re meeting arms to arms

Nothing is wasted, a life is worth living
Heaven is nowhere just look to the stars
There is a day that is yours for embracing
Everything’s nothing, and nothing is ours

Nothing is wasted, and life is worth living
(I only want one night)
Heaven is nowhere, just look to the stars
(Together in our arms)
There is a day that is yours for embracing
(This is the longest night)
Everything’s nothing and nothing is ours
(We’re meeting arms to arms)

Brain-dead Video:What’s Up (Hey, What’s Going On)

he-man

The best thing about Friday is your brain has already left the building. When you are sitting at work or school you realize you really do not care about what’s going on. All you can think about is the weekend and that my friends is brain dead. You are functioning, but not really there. So, for those who are brain dead here is a video to go along with your current state. I don’t know why someone would make a video like this, but it saps your soul and you can’t stop watching Adam from He-Man dancing and singing to this song. So Enjoy.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvJybdcYbI[/youtube]

Song: What’s Up
Artist: 4 Non Blondes
Anime: He Man
Oringal Video: http://www.slackcircus.com/all-projects/2010/1/6/fabulous-secret-powers.html
Mp3 download: http://www.demonoid.me/files/details/2621600/6186154/
Playlist download: http://www.demonoid.me/files/details/2656487/43303078/

Omg I found this soooooooooo funny that I wanted to share it with you!

What’s Up (HEY, What’s Going On) He-man AMV LMAO!!!

And so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed
Just to get it all out, what’s in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take A deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs,
What’s goin’ on

And I say hey, hey, hey, hey hey
Hey, hey, hey
I said hey, what’s goin’ on

And I say hey, hey, hey, hey hey
Hey, hey, hey
I said hey, what’s goin’ on

And he tries
oh my God, do I try
I try all the time in this institution

And he prays
oh my God, do I pray
I pray every single day FOR REVOLUTION!

And I say hey, hey, hey, hey hey
Hey, hey, hey
I said hey, what’s goin’ on

Don’t cry out loud
Just keep it inside
Learn how to hide your feelings

(Hey, hey, hey, hey hey)
(Hey, hey)
HEY EY EY
I say HEY
What’s goin’ on
YEAH

The most WTF videos in Electronic music history, volume 1

Electronic music

I have decided out of sheer boredom, and in honor of my beloved electronica, to post the most insane, un-nerving, wtf music videos in our hallowed musical genre. Most of these videos aren’t safe for work, or viewing, or life.

If you want, you can play a fun game where you guess what drugs the video producers were on when they thought of these. Yes.

I’ll be posting these in installments as I am a pious man and don’t want your lovely browsers toppling around you.

Team America, eat your heart out.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdiZwztssK0[/youtube]

It’s like the peyote scene in Natural Born Killers, without the killing.

Sold.

+10 for the “Your son is dead” banana sticker.

I have a metric fuckton more, so stay tuned. Comment with ideas that you would like to see featured here on obscure internet!

The Fast Food Song

Fast Food Rockets

I did not know they had an anthem for weed smokers and video game addicts. This is the video The Fast food song by the the Fast Food Rockets.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPSh47gHz8[/youtube]

Artist: Fast Food Rockers
Song: The Fast Food Song

Lyrics:

Can I take your order please?

Let’s eat to the beat

(Chorus)
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you’re around

I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I’m in town (mm mm)

Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home

Trust me you must see
Just what you’re doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone

I think of you and lick my lips
You’ve got the taste I can’t resist
Can’t resist – can’t resist
Let’s eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)

Would you like that to go?

Any sauces?

You’re so sweet and you’re neat
You knock me off my two feet
You’re chunky and hunky
I’m coming back for more (Hot Dog)

Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door

I think of you and lick my lips
You’ve got the taste I can’t resist
Can’t resist – can’t resist
Let’s eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)

Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left – Shake it to the right – Let’s shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I think of you and lick my lips
You’ve got the taste I can’t resist
Can’t resist – can’t resist
Let’s eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)

Bonnie Bailey: Kingdom of Pretty

Bonnie_Bailey-Kingdom_Of_Pretty_EP_3

It has been a while since we had a true music video so enjoy this one from Bonnie Bailey.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdlzaRR_R_0[/youtube]

Lyrics:

Strolling through
A lesion feels with you
Our lush, the first hypnotic phase
Cooin’ words, melting
As cliches keep me
Turn into the next page

Everyday is a first time
For something at all
As compelling as you walk to me
And i to you
Curiosity has me pink and gold
Your kingdom of pretty
Upon this floor, magical symphony
Consumed by the freedom of stabilities
Curiosity has me pink and gold
Your kingdom of pretty

You feel familiar
A comfort that comes with years
Sparkles flush my skin
As we end up in tears as i
Trace your footsteps around the world
Pushing moving like your little girl
A glitter among the bird lies

Everyday is a first time
For something at all
As compelling as you walk to me
And i to you
Curiosity has me pink and gold
Your kingdom of pretty
Upon this floor, magical symphony
Consumed by the freedom of stabilities
Curiosity has me pink and gold
Your kingdom of pretty

You’re so pretty
You’re so pretty

Everyday is a first time
For something at all
As compelling as you walk to me
And i to you
Curiosity has me pink and gold
Your kingdom of pretty
Upon this floor, magical symphony
Consumed by the freedom of stabilities
Curiosity has me pink and gold
Your kingdom of pretty

You’re so pretty

DubStep Friday’s: NYANSTEP

NyanCat

We found the cure to all your worries and it is the mixture of Nyan Cat and DubStep. Salad UK is back again this week with an enchanting music video that will consume your soul.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZtzB2SI6dQ[/youtube]

Video info:

Nyan Cat gets a mindfucking Dubstep Video remix to the Alex S remix 😀

Made this in like 3 hours seeing as i hadn’t made a video in a few days plus im going Hype this weekend and will prolly be too fucked all weekend to make one then too.
So yea, sorry its not amazing, but what else could i do with a cat that hardly moves o.O

Original Video(s):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KT_89gi2Dk

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Track:
Nyan Cat (Alex S. Dubstep Remix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeGjTiUqw8U

DubStep Friday’s: Rebecca Blackstep 2

Rebecca Blackstep 2

We had to come back and post the second Rebecca Blackstep from Salad UK not only because it is good, but because she complained about it to YouTube and made him pull it. Thank goodness for Vimeo.

[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/26881113[/vimeo]

Aqua: How R U Doin

aqua-new-video

It has been a while since we put a pure music video so why not go with a OI favorite, Aqua.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RQkNBiGpH0[/youtube]

Aqua
How R U Doing lyrics

How r u doin’?
How r u doin’?
How r u doin’?
PartyIt’s time do it
It’s time to tell us how to queue it
We’re gonna pop what’s in the bottle
Gonna rock what’s in the shuttle
All the love, we’re gonna spread it (spread it)

How r u doin’?

Hey girls, let’s get it on, let’s get it on till we got it
Gotta lose the distance that we got until we rock it
Tonight we’re gonna share a secret invitation
Love generation, love generation

We wanna know now if you’re feeling alive
We wanna know now are you ready tonight?
It’s time to party ’cause the feeling is right
We wanna know now are you ready to go-oh-oh-oh?

How R U doin’ girl? How r u doin’ boy?
Wanna get to know you, tell us how r u doin’?
How R U doin’ girl? How r u doin’ boy?
Let’s bring it all together, how r u doin’ tonight?

First step is taken when you say it (say it, say it)
It’s time to show what’s in the pocket
Gonna shake what’s in the rocket
All our love will turn to magic (magic, come closer)

How r u doin’?

It’s time to pick it up to put it down in words, yeah
Gotta stop believing that no one’s gonna hurt ya
Tonight we’ll get it out with best, best intentions
Love generation, love generation

We wanna know now if you’re feeling alive
We wanna know now are you ready tonight?
It’s time to party ’cause the feeling is right
We wanna know now are you ready to go-oh-oh-oh?

How r u doin’ girl? How r u doin’ boy?
Wanna get to know you, tell us how r u doin’?
How r u doin’ girl? How r u doin’ boy?
Wanna bring it all together, how r u doin?

How r u doin’?
How r u doin’?
How r u doin’?

How r u doin’? Love
How r u doin’? Love
How r u doin’? Love generation

How r u doin’? Love
How r u doin’? Love
How r u doin’? Love generation

Are you ready to go-oh-oh, go-oh-oh, go-oh-oh-oh?

How r u doin’ girl? How r u doin’ boy?
Wanna get to know you, tell us how r u doin’?
How r u doin’ girl? How r u doin’ boy?
Let’s bring it all together, how r u doin’?

We wanna know now if you’re feeling alive
We wanna know now are you ready tonight?
It’s time to party ’cause the feeling is right
We wanna know now are you ready to go-oh-oh-oh?

How r u doin’ girl? How r u doin’ boy?
Wanna get to know you, tell us how r u doin’?
How r u doin’ girl? How r u doin’ boy?
Let’s bring it all together

How r u doin’?

DubStep Friday’s: Girls LOVE Skrillex!

Girls LOVE Skrillex!

Another Friday and with the weekend here it is time to get out and dance and that is what Dubstep Fridays is all about. This week we feature yet another Salad UK remix and this one has some hot stepping ladies getting down to the Skrillex.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ola_0vzFM8M[/youtube]

Original Clips (in order):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io8AgFtyaG0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR77L0-Cnco
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMxGdLlocQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNODUa_dDNw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Nje4juXQs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNEyMnrhTh0

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Track:
Benny Benassi – Cinema (Skrillex Remix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaIZ0mUJzr0

Skrillex dubstep video remix

Raccoon Dance Mix

MeanRaccoon

Apparently the story is a lady called into 911 reporting a Raccoon in her yard. Well, being the internet someone made a song to it and it is pretty awesome.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHiPaL0MTUk[/youtube]

Mix by DJ Assault f/Amanda Jones

Thanks to Paul for sending us this.

Dub Step Fridays: Rebecca Blackstep

rebecca-black-friday-music-video

Who would have ever thought you could make a Rebecca Black song good? Well our Dub Step remixers at Salad UK did. Check out this weeks Dub Step.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY8gkiF2PCk[/youtube]

Links~
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Dubstep Fridays: Swagga in the Rain

singing-in-the-rain

We here at Obscure Internet have a thing for Dubstep. For those that do not know it is in a nutshell a video remixed to go with Dubstep dance music. We believe everyone should dance on Fridays so we will be bringing you new ones each week.

This dubstep features Gene Kelly from Singing in the Rain and honestly, it is one of our favorites.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOGi_OxTJ4M[/youtube]

Thanks to Salad UK for the video. All relevant information below is from their YouTube page.

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Track:
Excision & DatsiK – Swagga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpAePSP-ni4

Is Tropical: The Greeks

Is Tropical: The Greeks

Remember when you were a kid and would play Cowboys and Indians or War with your friends? Image if you could add animation to make the battles look real. This awesome video does that and the song is pretty good to boot.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwrbyVaC6EU[/youtube]

 

Lene Nystrom: It’s Your Duty

Lene Nystrom

Lene started off as a barmaid and model and then appeared on a Norwegian gameshow where at the end she sang a song called Almaz, from there she began her solo singing career and sang the 2006 hit song “I love New York”. Currently she is raising her family.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEyRg5mXLAQ[/youtube]

 

Fan made Bleach Opening

bleach

One of the many things anime makers are good at is putting together intro videos. They add their own animation and blend it with music that gets you into the show you are about to watch. There are some great fan made intros out there as well and here is one of them.

[youtube width=”600″ height=”480″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3hTpnI6k9I[/youtube]

 

Pomplamoose covers the Angry Bird theme

Angry-Birds-Theme-Song-Pomplamoose

So the question asked was will the Angry Birds theme replace the Super Mario Brothers theme as far as popularity in gaming and my response is God I hope not. However, the Pomplamoose cover was pretty cool so check it out.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UCm6uyzNE8[/youtube]

 

The Picard Song

The Picard Song

The original song was created by, Dark Materia featuring clips from Star Trek the next Generation and original music. The original video was uploaded by, CoJux. Perhaps you have to like Star Trek somewhat to like this song, but I still consider it one of the best of the internet.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo[/youtube]

 

Alex Gaudino: Feat. Shena: Watch Out

Alex Gaudino Feat Shena Watch Out

This is a dance video by Alex Gaudino featuring Shena, the music video shows two men playing soccer and we all get to enjoy the lovely ladies on the screen.

[youtube width=”600″ height=”480″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgmAt3-ipM4[/youtube]

Alex Gaudino Feat Shena Watch Out Lyrics

expectations and possibilities
don’t need no crystalball across the probability
i plan to take you home, do what you do to me
come be my roller-coaster got you where we supposed to be

watch out
i’m digging
why don’t give it a try
deep down
can you feel it
you know i’ve been right
better hold tight
we gone turn it round
and around
and around
and around
and around

expectations of what you giving me
you’ve got me head to toe, your wet arm hold your arm on me
why don’t you satisfy my curiosity,
come be my romeo, you’ve got me where i wanna be yea

watch out
i’m digging
why don’t give it a try
deep down
can you feel it
you know i’ve been right
better hold tight
we gone turn it round
and around
and around
and around
and around

 

Red Fang: Prehistoric Dog

Red Fang

Here is a pretty awesome music video from the group, Red Fang. This song is titled Prehistoric Dog and the video features some funny scenes involving the band a group of LARP’ers.

[youtube width=”600″ height=”480″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuRKRFjm-HA[/youtube]

You can check out their website here.

 

Prehistoric Dog Lyrics

Dogs that howl from outer space
Come to Earth to lay to waste
With fang and claw to shred your face
They will erase the human race
Time to kiss your ass goodbye
Prehistoric dogs of war
Pack of wolves is at your door
Their will to kill will fill the pits of hell
Blood is spilled and none too soon
Looking down from cratered moon
They see us flee we need to break the spell
Dogs that howl from outer space
Come to Earth to lay to waste
With fang and claw to shred your face
They will erase the human race
Time to kiss your ass goodbye
Our lives are long
But our flesh is gone
It may be wrong
God bless godlessness
We’re walking tall
If we walk at all
We’re living like a
Prehistoric dog

 

 

Hyper Crush: The Arcade

Hyper Crush - The Arcade

Originally from Los Angeles, Hyper Crush began with only with two band member and was called Bel-Airs. When their female vocalist joined the name of the band and the style of the music changed to what they became known for.

The Arcade was released in 2008 and was directed by Mickey Finnegan.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dpC7FTl00Q[/youtube]

 

Alex Gaudino: Destination Unknown

Alex-Gaudino-ft-Crystal-Waters-–-Destination-Calabria

Destination Unknown or “Destination Calabria” is a track  produced by Alex Gaudino featuring a mash-up taking the instrumental from Rune’s “Calabria” and the vocals from Alex Gaudino’s and Crystal Waters. This track was the first single released from his debut album titled, My Destination.

The music video features female dances in provocative (sexual) poses wearing green marching band costumes and playing instruments.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg0yzURme_M[/youtube]

 

Leather Hands: Vertical Lines

Virtal Lines

Sometimes when you create a song you have to think to yourself, how do I market this. I think this video is the best answer as to how to market a so-so song with an awesome video.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP8nnCqK4gE[/youtube]

 

Eric Prydz – Call On Me

Eric_Prydz_call on me

Eric Prydz is a Swedish DJ who created a number of tracks including, Call on me which is a dance music track based on a sample of Steve Winwood’ song, Valerie. The song became a hit and the video went viral with over 15 million views on YouTube. One of the main reasons it went viral is because the video features women preforming aerobics in a sexually suggestive manner.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks[/youtube]

 

Die Antwoord: Evil Boy

die-antwoord

You asked for it and here it is, Evil Boy from Die Antwoord.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbW9JqM7vho [/youtube]

Lyrics to Evil Boy :

vuil-geboosted gangsta!
vuil-geboosted gangsta!
vuil-geboosted vuil-geboosted vuil-geboosted gangsta!

yo, Evil Boy, why is your incanca so big?
all the better to love you with!
no glove, no love;
if you don’t believe me,
take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe!

[Ninja]:
everybody go, “ho!” like a thunder cat
i’m all up in the club in my underpants.
no shirt on ’cause it’s fokken hot
let’s go, Diplo, pump it up!
girls wanna say hello to me
from the Zef side to the fuckin’ overseas
i’m lookin’ at who’s lookin’ at me
lookin’ at you lookin’ back, who can that be?
when i’m all up in this,
bitch, you know who the fuck it is
roll through the club like a tokoloshe;
Ninja’s hung like a fuckin’ horse
yeah, girl – i’m a freak of nature:
sign my name on your boob, fuck a piece of paper
if you feelin’ me, cool. not feelin’ me? fuck off
wies jy? fokkol. umnqundu wakho

yo, Evil Boy, why is your incanca so big?
all the better to love you with!
no glove, no love;
if you don’t believe me,
take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe!

[Wanga]:
mamelapa, umnqundu wakho!
andifuni ukuyaehlatini
sukubammba incanca yam
andi so stabani
incanca yam yeyamantobi
incanca yam iclean
incanca inamandla
ndiyinkwekwe enkulu
angi funi ukuba yeendota
evil boy for life!
evil boy for life! yebo!
evil boy for life!
evil boy for life! yebo!
evil boy for life!

yo, Evil Boy, why is your incanca so big?
all the better to love you with!
no glove, no love;
if you don’t believe me,
take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe!

[Yo-Landi Vi$$er]:
Yo-Landi Vi$$er so fancy like this bad ass beat;
rock the motherfuckin’ microphone with no panties
i’m a bad ass chick, yo: my black magic
spelletjies make all the boys go, “damn, that’s sick”
lie down on the bed, boy, let me light the candles
uh-uh, don’t touch, Yo-Landi just too hot to handle
blindfold you, lock your hands up with the handcuffs
even though you lying down, i can make you stand up
spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn
fuck a pen and pad, i write my rhymes with a Ouija board
draw a pentagram on your chest with my lipstick
visions in the mirror: heavy Zef futuristic
let me take your pants off. let’s see what you made of
go through your pockets – no, we not gonna make love
go through your wallet – woah! look at all this paper!
what a fuckin’ sucker. see you later, masturbator

[Ninja/(Yo-Landi Vi$$er)]:
i went from fokol to so fokken hot right now, i’ll put you in your place!
motherfucker, skrik wakker, we coming through, pumping you full of bass!
fok rustig, eks apokaliptikal, (fucking you in the face!)
Zef cherries tioon my, “spieg my fokken hol nat”
fuck everyone, eyes on the prize when i go for the jugular
surprise me or fokof and die when i remind you of how much you suck!
everyone’s so fokken so-so (yo, we’ve been sent to fuck you up!)
Zef techno mosh-pit gangsta nommer een kind
everything you rap about comes true if you got some freakin’ balls
but mind your tongue when you rhyme on the drum; gaan vra vir Biggie Smalls
i gotta rock if you motherfucking like it or not (yo, is you ready for)
this hostile take over? bow to the fokken master
my slang is banging, i’m freaking the fuck out of myself! yo, i’m my biggest fan
’cause, buddy, when you man down,no fokken hands out when you really need a hand
machine gun rapper (lekker budda-budda, motherfucker) yo, i’m bigger than
Koos Kombuis se ma se fokken poes!

[Yo-Landi Vi$$er]:

nana, nanana!
you can’t fuck with this, ou!
blah blah blah, whatever,
watch a million fuckin’ kids go:
“nana, nanana!
super fokken fresh flow!”
Ninja, Wanga & Yo-Landi Vi$$er
versus Diplo!

David Hasselhoff: Don’t Hassel the Hoff

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The guys over at 60Frames created this video a few years ago featuring David Hasselhoff during ninja practice and the 80’s retro band, The Boy Cruise.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdKrP4PBJNo[/youtube]

 

Seryoga: Chiki

Seryoga - Chiki

Sergey Vasilyevich Parkhomenko was born in 1976 in Gomel Belarus, a tough neighborhood in Russia. In 2001-he joined a hip-hop group called Kontra da Banda, not long after that he began his solo career and gain popularity in 2004. Seryoga has released several albums and singles. This video is from his 2008 album.

Warning there are some NSFW images in the video

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFGpbuFPSf0


David Hasselhoff: Jump In My Car

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This video is just creepy. The Hoff pulls up in his super K.I.T car trying to pick up women, but it more looks like he is some weird kidnapper not some cool due. I think everyone will appreciate the background images like the Wonder Woman stars. I guess in the end Dave realizes he doesn’t really like women and boots her out ejection seat style.


At 0:32 tell me what you think she says.

Toy-Box: Tarzan & Jane

Toy Box - Tarzan and Jane

Toy Box was a Danish pop group that had a similar style and sound to Aqua. There group consists of vocalists Anila Mirza and Amir El-Falaki, they released two album and a number of singles including one of my favorites, Tarzan & Jane.

Lyrics to Tarzan And Jane :

Deep in the jungle,
in the land of adventure, lives TarzanOo-ee-oo-ee…
I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant

My name is Tarzan, I am Jungle-man
The tree-top swinger from jungle-land
Come, baby come,
I will take you for a swing
Let’s go, honey, I’m tinkeling

Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
He’s really cute, and his hair is long
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the Jungle-song:

Oo-ee-oo-ee…
I am Tarzan from Jungle,
you can be my friend
Oo-ee-oo-ee…
I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant

When you touch me, I feel funny
I feel it too, when you’re touching me
Come to my tree-house, to my party
Yes, I’ll go if you carry me

Tarzan is handsome, full of surprise
He’s really cute, and his hair is nice
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the Jungle-song:

Oo-ee-oo-ee…
I am Tarzan from Jungle, you can be my friend
Oo-ee-oo-ee…
I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant

Go Cheetah, get banana
Hey monkey, get funky
When I am dancing, I feel funky
Why do you keep ignoring me?
Tarzan is here, come, kiss me, baby
Oochie coochie kiss me tenderly

Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
He’s really cute, and his hair is long
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the Jungle-song:

Oo-ee-oo-ee…
I am Tarzan from Jungle,
you can be my friend
Oo-ee-oo-ee…
I am Jane, and I love
to ride an elephant

And so they got funky,
but will Tarzan have Jane?
Stay tuned to find out!

History Of The Soviet Union to Tetris Music

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This is a pretty cool video that arranges the history of the Soviet Union to the melody of Tetris. The music is by, Pig with the face if a boy and was written and performed by Donald Newholm and Dan Woods. This video won best animation and low budget award at the Super Shorts International Film Festival.

You can buy the full album on ITunes.

The Stereotypes Song

The Stereotypes Song

What do you get when you mix in political corrects, stereotypes, Japanese tentacle porn and sheep humping with a beat, you get a pretty awesome online slots video from vocalist Ray Johnson and his band, Your Favorite Martian.

You can even download the MP3 from here.

Die Antwoord: Enter The Ninja

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We had a lot of people asking for Enter the Ninja, Die Antwoord’s most famous song so here it is.

Die Antwoord - Enter the Ninja“Enter The Ninja”

[Hook]
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

I’m a ninja, yo
My life is like a videogame
I maintain when I’m in the zone
One player one life on the mic
I’m in the dark

Yo, ninja, go

No fuckin around I’m cutting down
Anyone in my path
Tryna fuck up my game with razor sharp
Lyrical throw stars
Killin’ my foes like

Hos! Ska!

Wild, outta control

Ninja skop befokte rof taal
Rough rhymes, tough times
Met fokkol kos, skraal
Till I hit triple seven at the ATM
Straight famine or feast,
When you’re living on the razor edge
Stay sharp, sharp

Rolling with the $O$
High energy
Never seen zef so fresh
Uh, when we mic check
Hi-def flow’s flex
Yo we aren’t the messed up
Not fucking the best
We not like the rest
My style is UFO
Totally unknown
You can’t fuck with my new Zef flow
I’m hard to miss
“You can’t do this, you can’t do that”
Yo, fuckin’ who said so?
I do what I like
Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
You can’t fuck with the chosen one
I-I-I want the knife
I’m a Ninja

Hook x2

Ninja is poes cool
But don’t fuck with my game
Boy or I’ll poes you
Life is tough
When I get stuck
When my time is up
I push through
Till I break-break-break
on through to the other side
Fantastically poor with patience like a stalker

Ninja is hardcore
Been cut so deep, feel no pain
It’s not sore
Don’t ask for kak or
You’ll get what you ask for
I’m like a wild animal in the corner
Waiting for the break of dawn
Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive

My blade swing free
Decapitate a hater with amazing ease
This is not a game, boy
Don’t play with me
I work my light sabre like a wild fucking savage
from the dark side danger

Yin to the yang
Totally Hi-Tek Ninjas
Motherfucking big in Japan
I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand
Except a microphone, big dreams and a plan
Fly-talking, sky-walking
Like a ninja

Hook x2

Fuck, this is like
The coolest song I ever heard in my whole life
Fuck all of you who said I wouldn’t make it
Who said I was a loser
They said I was a no-one
They said I was a fuckin’ psycho
But look at me now:
All up on the interweb
World-wide, 2009
Futurista
Enter the ninja
Yolandi Visser
DJ Hi-Tek
Die fokken Antwoord

What’s my name?

I, I, I (I’m a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I (yo I’m a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

I, I, I (Yo I’m a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I (a motherfuckin’ ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

Die Antwoord – Rich Bitch

Die Antwoord - Rich Bitch

This is another international group called, Die Antwoord, a futuristic rap and rave crew from South Africa. The group has a unique sound and style they call Zef. The group made up of Ninja, Yo-Landi Vi$$er and Dj Hi-tek, made it big in 2009 with their video called Enter The Ninja. Now, Obscure Inter brings you their latest masterpiece, Rich Bitch.

Here are the lyrics to Rich Bitch

“Rich Bitch”

[Yolandi]
Rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I’m a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin’ rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)

I do my own thing when the phone rings
Maybe I’ll answer, maybe I’m busy (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I want some next shit
I got connections
Only speak to people I wanna speak to
Sophisticated, fokken larney
Nutella on my sarmie
Fokken dik gesmeer, bra

I shop at Woolworths
With my own paper, eh, flava
On the fuckin’ microphone (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)

Rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yolandi)
I’m a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin’ rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yolandi)
I’m a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin’ rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)

Wasn’t always a rich bitch
Used to be a poor girl
Ag, shame, die arme meisie
Ek wassie wysie (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)

I was a victim of a kak situation
A stalk in the system
With no fokken assistance
I know it sounds strange
But I used to count change
On the counter at pick ‘n pay
Or Shoprite-Checkers
No butter on my broodjie
Geen koeldrank nie, net my strootjie
But then I got my game on
Yo flame on (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)

Now I’m a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I’m a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin’ rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I’m a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin’ rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)

To all my means sir
In a tart situation
Getting closer to god
Do you hear that?
I flow from the heart
Fuck the upperclass
Versigtig, ek’s nog steeds fokken giftig
Yo, fuck a rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)

Rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I’m a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin’ rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I’m a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin’ rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)

Eh
Sk sk
Kyk hie’
DJ Hi-Tek
Fokkit
Wha, wha
Wha, wha, wha, wha