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Time for more shocking and weird videos from interzones.

Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

This is simply the most Japanese thing I’ve ever seen. It’s also the weirdest video ever!

Superhero Movie – Miles Fisher spoofing Tom Cruise with Spanish subs

Miles Fisher is an amazing troll, often mimicking Tom Cruise and Christian Bale.

Gorky Park – Moscow Calling

This sounds a lot like Falco. Hell, I’ll take it!

Scooter – Maria (I Like It Loud)

“Alright everybody, tie your shoes!” enough said.

Celebrate The Nun – Ordinary Town (Eurotops)

If you only know them from Scooter, this video will shatter your world.

“Fuck you” Sign language performance

This one isn’t as much shocking as it is simply brilliant. 😀

DUBSTEP CAT!

Simply because Ramiro plays this video 1000 times a day, I must post this…

Liam Neeson improv with Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Warwick Davis on Life’s Too Short

“I’m Liam Neeson and I’m a funny guy”

DOGSTEP! (Dubstep Dancing Dogs)

If the cat weren’t enough…

Banned 90s LUNCHABLEZ commercial

This commercial is dope!

Banned commercial dangers of working at home

What a great wife!

Young Girl

This could happen to anyone.

Unforgivable

Unforgivable

Here is the collection of all the Unforgivable videos. These videos are funny enough that my friends and I quote this all the time. I figured I would post them for you in case you weren’t addicted to the internet in 2006, when this first came out, like I am.

Unforgivable #1

I went to Levine’s yesterday to get some pants for me and my niggas. I was gonna steal them; I ain’t have no money. Met a girl there, trying on some skirts. I was like “What that smell like?” She was like “uh…” She didn’t know what to say! I was like “Bitch, don’t make me ask you again!” Anyway, got her number. The next day we went to Chicken-fil-A, some place in the mall. When I got there I was like “Bitch who are all these people out here.” She said, “Well it’s the mall!” I was like “Whatever bitch, gimme a chicken sandwhich and some waffle fries.” I was like “Bitch.” She said “What you gonna have to eat?” I was like “Go up there and just get me a chicken sandwhich with some waffle fries, maybe a Coke to drink or something.” She said “What you gonna get?” I was like “Bitch, go up to the counter, tell that nigga I want a chicken sandwhich and some waffle fries for free!” She said, “Okay.” Then she looked back and asked me what I wanted to drink. I was like “Give me a Dr. Pepper, bitch!” We got the food, she brought it to me, snatched it from her real fast. She sat down, I told her “Bitch, who told you to sit down?! You better wait for my request.” I said, “Go ahead and sit down, cunt.” She sat down and we ate. Later on in the evening took her to Silver Ball play some video games or something. She died she wasn’t having a good time. I said, “Bitch, you ain’t no nerd! I could have sworn you were.” She said “I like to go shopping.” I was like “Bitch, not on this day cause I ain’t got no money and you don’t give me the money you got.” She gave me her purse. Took the wallet out, saw some credit cards and some pictures of some other niggas. I was like “Who are these niggas?” She said “That’s my brother Ti-” I said “Hold on bitch, you better not have no brother cause if you do I’m a-” I said “Bitch, who is this nigga in this picture?” She said “That’s Tommy; that’s my little brother.” I said “Bitch you better not have no little brother. I ain’t trying to deal with no other niggas.” She said, “Well I have two.” I said “Bitch, that’s a mistake.” Took her to the bathroom of Silver Ball, got through playing. I said “Listen, cunt: Today ain’t yo day!” She said “What did I do?” I said “Bitch, you got some siblings and I don’t like it!” She tried to make up for it, sucking my dick a little bit. I was like “Bitch, that feel good but it ain’t enough!” She take it to the new level, started jacking me off while she was sucking my thing. I got a nut. Yeah, I got a nut, so?! Got done with getting my dick wet told her that I wanted some pussy now. She was like “Wait, I just sucked your dick and you just nutted!” I was like “If you sass me one more time, bitch I’ll kill you and your little brothers.” She said “Okay.” I got the pussy from her and I know I nutted cause I didn’t use a condom. Nutted in her pussy and got her pregnant! Unforgivable…

Unforgivable #2

I’ve been with this girl, my main bitch for at least three months and she’s starting to get on my nerves! Anyway, the other day she told me her parents were going out of town or something, some vacation bull. I was like “Whatever.” Then I was like “Can I spend the night tonight and for two weeks straight?” She said, she said “Yeah, I mean you’re my boyfriend, aren’t you?” I said “I guess, bitch.” Anyway, I got there around seven o’clock, pissing me off. Anyway, some of her girlfriends was over there making popcorn and watching movies. I went “What you all watching, hoes?” They said “The Legend of Bagger Vance.” I was like “Get that fool off the TV, I brought a couple of DVDs over.” She said “What’d you bring?” “Doctor Zhivago, A Brief Encounter, and A Bridge Over The River Kwai; A lean night.” Anyway, it was about that time to hit the sack and get some pussy. I walked up to the bedroom she was already laid there bucked naked like I told her she should have been. Went out onto the porch smoked a bag of meth then I smoked a little crack after that. Got in, she said “You smell funny.” I was like “Bitch, that’s just my B.O. Yeah, if you don’t like it I’ll kill your ass.” She said “Okay let’s keep it going.” I hit that ass all night then nutted on her s- belly. Anyway, got hungry in the middle of the night, fixed me a sandwich or something. I went down there, girls were still awake, watching TV. I was like “What you all watching again, hoes?” They was like “We’re watching Date Movie.” I was like “Bitch, turn that off right now!” She said “Oh okay” and turned off real quick. I went to the kitchen made my sandwich with mayonnaise on it. Grr! Went back upstairs, ate my sandwich in front of that bitch’s face. She said “You didn’t make me nothing?” I said “Of course not, bitch! I ain’t your man.” She said “Will you go downstairs and make me something?” I was like “Bitch, no!” Took my gun out and busted her head open with the butt of it. She was trying to piss me off. She was bleeding on the sheets. She had some satin covers or some bull. I was like “When your parents get back, cunt?” She said “Two or three weeks.” I said “Good, I wanna meet ’em. Whenever I do I’m gonna make them make me sandwiches all night.” Anyway, got done and I went to bed! Made her sleep on the couch downstairs. My bed. Left the next day without saying a word to anyone and I left a bag of sass in the mailbox for her parents to find and get her into a little trouble. Unforgivable…

Unforgivable #3

What’s the deal? It’s your boy out here in these woods. Man, I spent the night out here with some of my niggas, man. You know, with Bovice involved. My nigga Van. Anyway, we camped out here, you know what I’m saying? Bovice brought his little sister, little cunt I know she is. Anyway, Bovice left to get some hot dogs or something. Left us here. It was me, Van, and that cunt sister of his. In the tent that nigga Van was asleep. I said “Hey Nikki.” She said “Hi.” Was kind of nervous sounding, made me pissed off. I said, I said “Are you a virgin still?” She said “Yeah, I’m only fourteen.” I said “I don’t care.” I said “You won’t be no virgin after tonight.” She got on her cell phone tried to call Bovice. I took the cell phone out of her hand and slapped that bitch in the mouth. Knocked her braces out of her mouth. She got mad, got scared, crying. I said “Bitch, give the other ear and I’ll slit your throat from ear to ear.” She said “It’s not that serious.” Van woke up then. I said, “Go back to sleep nigga if you know what’s good for you.” Nigga dozed off real quick. Took out my hand cuffs, cuffed her to the tent. “Listen bitch, it’s time for you to lose that V-card, hand it over.” She said “I don’t want-” I said “Bitch, my hand – Your face or my gun in your mouth!” I got what I wanted, got my nut and left Van in the tent by himself. Told that bitch that she didn’t tell Bovice that Van did it I was gonna kill her ass. Now you tell me nigga, out here in these woods, is that Unforgivable?

Unforgivable #4

Not too long ago I was at a Christmas party with my bitch. We was having fun eating Christmas cake and whatnot. Saw another cunt I wanted to spit to. Walked over to her and said “What’s up, ya cunt?! What you trying to do?” She said “Excuse me?” I said “Bitch, excuse me! I’m looking for some pussy and some cunt and some butt hole.” She said “Well, I have a boyfriend.” I said “Bitch, no one asked that!” She kind of got a little scared, a little frustrated. I said “I’ll snap your neck like a twig right now bitch, if you sass me again!” Her boyfriend – her man, walked up to the table. I’m like “Nigga, what’s the deal?” He said. He had a Letterman Jacket on, he was from highschool, pissing me off. I said “Nigga what sport you play, you little pansy?” He said “I’m a football player.” I said “I don’t care!” Took him by his wrist, cut him; cut his wrist, vertically. Then I said “What now, hoe?” Oh he was on the floor dying, making a scene. That nigga daddy came over and said “What happened?” I said “Nigga, I slit his wrist.” Took his Letterman from him, put it on, left without paying! That bitch walked to me after I got out. She was like “What’s the problem?” I was like “I’m about to call Bovice. We’re about to run a train on you bitch!” She said “ugh…” Started crying a little bit. I slapped that bitch so fast because I was tired of hearing that. She left. My nigga Bovice came, I was like “Let’s go smoke some weed.” He said “I don’t really got no-” I said “Nigga, you better get me high!” Of course, he abided. I’m turning on my own niggas! I’m pissed off a little bit! Now you tell me nigga, is that whole thing Unforgivable?

Unforgivable #5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLb4g1PJVBU click here for this one since embedding is disabled.

Unforgivable #6

Unforgivable #7

Fails Of The Week

Bite Dog - Fail Images

The only thing worse than Monday is Tuesday and so we have a new feature for you, Fails of the week.

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Thanks to the FVA compliations team for this, here is some info on them.

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KIDS REACT TO eHarmony Video Bio

KIDS REACT TO eHarmony Video Bio

This is one of the reasons the internet and Youtube is so awesome, The Fine Bros releases videos about kids reacting to various videos on the net. This episode shows kids reacting to an eHarmony video were a woman talks about cats and begins crying.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI_CxccbanE[/youtube]

Here is the original video.

You can see more kids react videos .

You can comment and vote for what kids react videos they will do next here.

 

Peaches: Rosa Helikopter

Rosa Helikopter

The group called Peaches was formed when two Swedish girls met at an audition. Tave Wanning was 8 when she joined the group and Isabelle Erkendal was 11. Their only single so far to ever receive fame was “Rosa Helikopter that went gold. In 2005 the group stopped performing and currently the girls are working on their own solo careers.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v26eXtuatCE[/youtube]

Never say no to Panda

Never Say No To Panda Cheese

There are tons of awesome commercials out there, but sometimes it is good to go beyond our shores to find awesome commercials for various products. These series of commercials were first profiled on Humor District and features five commercials for a product of Egypt called Panda Cheese.

In these commercials, the main theme is people choosing not to use Panda cheese for one reason or another and then having the Panda get pissed at them pretty much bullying them into buying the cheese. Talk about hardcore marketing, this guy is like the mafia.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6iHCFiSqIw

24: The Unaired 1994 Pilot

24 - The Unaired 1994 Pilot

Even if you were never a fan of 24 you would at least have heard of the show and its use of high tech technology and spilt second timing. The people over at College Humor created a parody of the show a few years ago that asked, what would happen if the show used 1994 technology. What resulted was a fantastic trailer and one of what we consider the best of the internet.

Stupid Accidents

Darwin Award Motivational Poster

We all screw up, that is just a fact we will have to live with, but what happens when you screen up can cost you your life or at least decrease the fun in living it. Sometimes Darwin is Nagon avdelning for live dealer casino har Casino Floor inte for tillfallet, men vi anar att det finns med pa att gora-listan. at work here and other items these people are just plain stupid.

Epic Rap Battles of History: Darth Vader vs Hitler

Darth-Vadder-vs.-Adolf-Hitler-vs.-Epic-Rap-Battles-of-History-2

This is part of what makes the internet great. All you need is an idea and people willing to submit their opinion and you can truly have something great. Epic Rap battles are one of those such things where someone had an idea to act out rap battles of various real and fictional character. Besides the funny raps and funnier costumes the rap battles are chosen by the internet public.

This is personally one of my favorite epic rap battles it features Darth Vader versus Adolf Hitler. This series is truly one of the best of the internet.

 

Commercial Wars: The Insurance Battle

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The internet is about choice and what could be a better way to show freedom and choice then by voting on which video is the best or worst? This week we have two auto insurance companies from Chicago Illinois fighting for worst and/or funniest video.

Eagle Insurance

This is a car insurance company that is based in my home town of Chicago. In 1993 this commercial was created by RDR productions and since it aired has become part of internet fame even showing up on E! channels, The Soup, the BBC and Late Night with David Letterman.

Linoln Insurance

These guys have been in business for over 50 years and you can see that they know making a weird commercial will get them traffic. The company even added a category to their website called Funny TV Commercials to profile what they have done.

We post, you decide

Time to vote fans of Obscure Internet, which companies commercial wins this week’s battle.

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Charlie Sheen Winning Recipes

Charlie Sheen Winning Recipes

You ever get the feeling you are being trolled? Everyone knows about Charlie Sheen and the issue with Two and a Half men and the drinking, drugs, women and gambling. We saw Charlie do a bunch of interviews with the media where people called him crazy, but is he?

Ever think he is just trolling us all. Perhaps he did have an issue with CBS and yes we know he is a lot like his character on his show, but did he lose his mind or is he just making himself more famous than he already was?

Either way, his videos are great and this one about Charlie Sheen cooking is proof of just how awesome this guy is. The man knows how to do a YouTube skit and he knows how to market himself. Rock on Charlie, you are a smarter man than your critics.

Licky Licky Music Video

crispy_the_game - album cover

In our music video series, we hope to showcase videos that can slowly melt your brain away either in a good way or a bad way, as long as there is some brain melting going on.

This video is called Licky Licky by the group Crispy. Strangely enough, I really thought it should be called Exotic Fruit, but what do I know.

BTW, here are the lyrics

Licky Licky ah ah ah
Looky Looky
exotic fruit
Licky Licky ah ah ah
Looky Looky
exotic fruit for sale

Looky Looky calto drinko
Licky Licky mango mango

I just love the sandy beach
I just love the sun
Listening to the splashing sea
but something came along

Would you like some coconuts
I’ve got a pair already
How about some mangoshots
I better ask my daddy
You should try my kiwi-dream
Kiwi makes me scream

I just wanna rest a while
liying in the heat
yesterday was Partynight
now I hear walking feet

Would you like some coconuts
I’ve got a pair already
How about some mangoshots
I better ask my daddy
You should try my kiwi-dream
Kiwi makes me scream