Retro Gear: Nintendo NES Controller Bra

Nintendo-NES-Controller-Bra

Nintendo NES Controller Bra

Now your girlfriend can have a D-Pad for her double D’s (if you’re lucky). Etsy has the ultimate bra for you to practice your Konami code on and perhaps if you do it right you will unlock the next level. This retro piece of geekdom comes in sizes 32A to 38DD and only costs $35 bucks. Now if you know how to push your girl’s buttons, you might end up in bed and as you can see in the picture below, we’ve got you covered there as well.

Nintendo-NES-Bed

You can buy the bra here.

Seriously if you score with both these items let us know and we will create a hall of fame for you or something.

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