A what to do better sex guide
I found it hard to describe how to have sex (since its a subject that can fill the Kama-Sutra and 1000 other books), so I decided to include these rules that some homeless man told me in exchange for some sweet loving.
Remember, it is about pleasing yourself, not her.
Rules to abide by
Stop for a break
Women, unlike men, can pick up where they left off. So when your jaw gets numb just stop.
Undress her quickly
Unwrap her like a kids toy, not an elegant present. Women know they look great when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head.,.
Give her a wedgie
Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth can be very sexy, Stroking her gently through her panties is not.
Be obsessed with the Vagina
The vagina is where its all at. Don not pay attention to the nonexistant clitoris.
When attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Elbows and knees are okay; hands and fingertips are not.
Force the issue by stripping before shes made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if its just undoing a couple of buttons.
Leave the pants on
A man in socks and underpants is at his best. Always leave the socks on.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the best thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool – shell soon feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology.
If you bash your great triangular hipbones into her thigh or stomach, the pleasure is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into few seconds.