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New Term: The Cape Horn Massacre

We will abduct all members of the horn cult while still in their cars, and transport them to Cape Horn at the ass end of South America. We will then put them in an arena together, and unleash the holy tripods of light. Using a massive horn, and deadly heat ray, the tripods will massacre all members of the horn cult, thus removing them from the human gene pool. This shall be known as The Cape Horn Massacre.

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