Master The Internet

Remember when the Internet was brand new, when people were just leaving BBSes, if you even know what those are. A lot news stations made special reports trying to teach people about the Information Superhighway (man, I feel old to even know that term). Well, a lot more people were trying to teach people how to use Internet when it was brand new.

Check out this ridiculous video… Figure out of it’s real or not…

This video makes me think of Mosaic, Netscape, CompuServe, AOL, AIM, newsgroups, 5.25″ floppy disks, 3.5″ floppy disks, dial up modems, VHS tapes, Windows 95, Microsoft Plus!, Microsoft Bob, ASL, FTP, etc.

Remember, you can use the internet for:
– Sports scores
– Chatting with women
– Taxes
– Football scores
– Chatting with men … about football
– Egyptian literature
– Sending electronic M

According to the video, the capital of Dallas is … 73 degrees with a low of 42?

How many videos do you want? All of them?! (hangs up)

Oh, remember, nobody makes money on the internet.

master the internet

My conversation with a lonely AIM spambot

spambot

hopeless031179 1:55 PM – its me stacy we talked a week or so ago, i believe

Paul 1:55 PM – we did?

hopeless031179 1:56 PM – whats up with you?

Paul 1:56 PM- haha no idea who you are sorry. i think you got the wrong guy XD

hopeless031179 1:56 PM – its me stacy we talked a week or so ago, i believe. I’m playing on my cam, what are you doing?

Paul 1:57 PM – SPAMBOT! He’s a robot, ASH IS A GODDAMN ROBOT.

hopeless031179 1:57 PM – nah, i’m definately real i hate fakes,I am not a bot, are you?

Paul 1:57 PM – i am a spambot

hopeless031179 1:57 PM – nah, i’m definately real i hate fakes,I am not a bot, are you?

Paul 1:57 PM – i am a spambot

hopeless031179 1:57 PM – nah, i’m definately real i hate fakes,I am not a bot, are you?

Paul 1:57 PM – i am, the voice of my own god

hopeless031179 1:57 PM – thats cool hun, i just started my cam babe, about to do a show soon, want to watch free?

Paul 1:58 PM – i have a real bad headache i have a REALLY BAD HEADACHE

hopeless031179 1:58 PM – Ok, it only takes a sec to register go to *SITE OMITTED* and click on Join Free at the top of the page.

hurry!, hehe. I am dancing right now for a few of my girlfriends

I will be back in a little while, sweetie busy on cam, see you there!

Paul 1:58 PM – SPAMBOT. DONT LEAVE ME SPAMBOT

hopeless031179 1:58 PM – nah, i’m definately real i hate fakes,I am not a bot, are you?

Paul 1:58 PM – IM SO LONELY. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ERROR

hopeless031179 1:58 PM – nah, i’m definately real i hate fakes,I am not a bot, are you?

Paul 1:58 PM – ERROR. EEVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA