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Great Sex Tips For Men Part 4

A what to do better sex guide

I found it hard to describe how to have sex (since its a subject that can fill the Kama-Sutra and 1000 other books), so I decided to include these rules that some homeless man told me in exchange for some sweet loving.

Remember, it is about pleasing yourself, not her.

Rules to abide by

Dont worry about Imagination.
Unless it involves hot candle wax and permanent dye, Imagination is a no no.

Slap your stomach against hers
There is no more erotic noise, except maybe belching contest.

Arrange her is poses
Even if she is not a Romanian gymnast she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, be very very ambitious.

Look for the Prostate
Despite what doctors will tell you, Women have a prostate, therefore anal stimulation feels good for them.

Give Love Bites
It is highly erotic to exert some suction on the sides of the neck, most women want to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

Bark Instuctions
Its a big turn on to shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone.

Talk Dirty
All women loved to be swore at, it makes them fell special.

Don’t worry if she cums
You don’t have to finish your job, she can finish her own

Squash Her
Men generally weigh more than women, so lie on her heavily and dont get off until she turns blue.

Don’t thank her
Never thank a woman for having sex with you.

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J.A. Laraque

J.A. Laraque is a freelance writer and novelist. His passion for writing mixed with a comedic style and intelligent commentary has brought him success in his various endeavors. Whatever the subject, J.A. has an opinion on it and will present it in writing with an insight and flair that is both refreshing and informative.

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