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Scambaiter – Butterbabys Bullshit

ButterbabyI am happy to present to you another chat log with a scammer. Our victim this week, Butterbaby pretended to be a female American Car dealer but was really a fat Nigerian bloke called ‘Prince’ Joe Eboh who is a known 419 scammer. We pick up the log after I have agreed to transfer some money to the scammer so they can conclude a business deal then Fly to england to marry me and live happy every after. Here is the small talk…

[00:19] butterbaby_p900: how many kids do you want me to give you ???
[00:19] c64glen: 15
[00:19] butterbaby_p900: hahaha
[00:19] butterbaby_p900: too much

[00:19] c64glen: why?
[00:19] butterbaby_p900: baby be serious

[00:20] c64glen: when you come to England, I keep you in the bedroom
[00:20] butterbaby_p900: k
[00:20] butterbaby_p900: how many bedroom do you have ?

[00:20] c64glen: 1
[00:20] c64glen: but it is also my bathroom
[00:21] butterbaby_p900: ok

[00:21] c64glen: and toilet
[00:21] butterbaby_p900: ok fine

[00:21] c64glen: when I say toilet, I mean bucket
[00:21] butterbaby_p900: what kind of car you drive ?

[00:21] c64glen: Blue Capri
[00:22] butterbaby_p900: k
[00:22] butterbaby_p900: i drive 4×4 jeep

[00:22] c64glen: cool.
[00:22] butterbaby_p900: i will bring it along when i come over

[00:22] c64glen: how you do that?
[00:23] butterbaby_p900: we gonna use to go to many places that will never been b/4
[00:23] butterbaby_p900: when i come where will you take me to ???

[00:23] c64glen: I would like to take you to…
[00:23] c64glen: Whitley Bay!
[00:24] c64glen: and Shotton
[00:24] butterbaby_p900: what are they doing there ?

[00:25] c64glen: It’s a party capital, lots of swingers there
[00:26] butterbaby_p900: cool
[00:26] butterbaby_p900: what about beach ?

[00:26] c64glen: Whitley Bay has big clean beach, except for the johnies
[00:27] butterbaby_p900: ok cool love that my sweetheart
[00:27] butterbaby_p900: @};-
[00:28] butterbaby_p900: so when i come over when do you want us to wed so that we can be living together as husband and wife ???

[00:28] c64glen: yes, I would like a new wife!
[00:29] butterbaby_p900: ok baby

[00:29] c64glen: The last two where rubbish
[00:30] butterbaby_p900: when i come over will you go and see your parents in ireland ???

[00:30] c64glen: If you would like to
[00:31] butterbaby_p900: i will like to
[00:31] butterbaby_p900: i need to know you mum and dad and younger ones

[00:32] c64glen: ok, altought we stay away from my brothers
[00:32] butterbaby_p900: why ??

[00:32] c64glen: because they keep raping my wifes
[00:33] c64glen: I tell them not too, but the love the rape
[00:33] butterbaby_p900: oh that is bullshit baby

[00:33] c64glen: yes, I tell them this
[00:33] butterbaby_p900: so they will rape me too when i go to them ?

[00:34] c64glen: they do also like the bull, the police have told them to stop
[00:34] butterbaby_p900: ok
[00:34] butterbaby_p900: we wont go to them ok
[00:34] butterbaby_p900: we will be living all alone okay

[00:34] c64glen: ok.
[00:34] butterbaby_p900: you and i ok

[00:35] c64glen: yes
[00:35] c64glen: we can make my movies
[00:35] butterbaby_p900: ok love
[00:36] butterbaby_p900: so when i come over what will you prepare for me to eat
[00:36] butterbaby_p900: ?

[00:36] c64glen: Me perpare food?
[00:36] c64glen: No I don’t do that, not since wife #1
[00:36] butterbaby_p900: yes if come i will be preparing the food for you

[00:37] c64glen: good, good. I don’t want to have to pay for another funeral
[00:37] butterbaby_p900: but for the first time i will come to your house you will prepare something for me

[00:38] c64glen: I will get you good english food, a Parmo
[00:38] butterbaby_p900: cool baby
[00:39] butterbaby_p900: so when i come over you will help me to open the website

[00:39] c64glen: yes, do you have a name for this website?
[00:39] butterbaby_p900: and i will start that business i told you about
[00:40] butterbaby_p900: we gonna be rich okay

[00:40] c64glen: I was thinking of JizzCars?
[00:40] c64glen: or SpunkMobiles?
[00:40] c64glen: Perhaps Wankexpress?
[00:41] butterbaby_p900: you mean i should mean use any of this name to open my business ?

[00:41] c64glen: yes, you need a name
[00:41] butterbaby_p900: yes
[00:42] butterbaby_p900: i will get a name when i come over to you ok

[00:42] c64glen: yes, I would like to help with the business
[00:42] butterbaby_p900: yes

[00:42] c64glen: This one will not have to be set on fire
[00:43] butterbaby_p900: i know baby
[00:43] butterbaby_p900: you will be my husband and the same time you will be my business partner okay

[00:43] c64glen: Yes, but not your uncle like wife #3
[00:44] butterbaby_p900: what ??

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J.A. Laraque

J.A. Laraque is a freelance writer and novelist. His passion for writing mixed with a comedic style and intelligent commentary has brought him success in his various endeavors. Whatever the subject, J.A. has an opinion on it and will present it in writing with an insight and flair that is both refreshing and informative.

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