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Review – Parkan II

The description of this fitted what I’ve been waiting for nearly 20 years. An open ended space sim with trading,

Scambaiter – Miranda’s profound dump

Hello all, it’s been a long while since we had a good Scambaiter. So here we go again, this time with someone calling themselves ‘Miranda Lawrence’ who wants to buy a car.

Good Evening,
Thanks for your quick response and am also excited to hear from you the car is still available for sale and thanks for the information you just gave about the car and am quite delighted to hear from you the car is still in great conditions .

The Signed Photograph…

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Dear Dish Network

The Direct TV man told me that this happens sometimes. The Dish Network or Cable guys will come by and offer their services and if you turn them down sabotage your system. He told me to be on the lookout and gave me his personal number to call if it happened again. I would have kissed him if he didn’t look like he would punch me in the face if I did so. I shook his hand and thanked him and ran inside to my bedroom to cry.

Lack of beans…

I think there is a severe shortage of baked beans. I can’t find any anywhere. I’ve tried all of the

A Growing Con-CERN

I’m not here to type this. You’re not there to read it. Nothing exists anymore. Literally nothing. The Large Hadron

Massive gains in genetic science

“Black people have been labeled with many negative stereotypes, but there was one that made many of us proud and that was the size of our penis. That hooker from Full Metal Jacket said it best ‘beau coup’ I don’t know the direct translation, but it means big as hell. Do you know how many women I got based on the known fact that the brothers pack the meat? So now you are trying to tell me that any Tom, little Dick and Harry can pop a pill and compete with me? This is just another example of the man trying to keep us down.”

MySpace Interview – The Upbeat Glass Smash

Q. So, who are you anyway? We are The Upbeat Glass Smash! Or ThUGS for short. Anonymity – I can’t

Bill Wood Rocks – Lately (New Mix)

Here is an old classic, resurrected in the name of progress. GASP at the improved EQ of the guitars! REEL

Barack Madonna

As for the Spears people, their response pretty much conveyed how most of us felt. Their statement was, “Why would we want to get Britney Spears involved in presidential politics?” I agree that would be like asking a bunch of random people with no talent to audition on television to become America’s next pop icon. I mean, who would want that? K-Fed had a comment on the subject as well, but honestly, we just did not care what he had to say.

Austin Says: Tips for Everyday Life – Being Austin

Hello. My name is Austin and these are my tips for everyday life. These tips are about Surviving the new

Introducing ObscureInternet V2.5, now with Comments

We have made some changes to the website, most importantly we are now using the WordPress blogging platform. The change

Viagra Moments

Nothing says please have sex with me better than two senile people attempting to cook over a gas stove. I guess the smell of burning flesh reminds you of her legs rubbing together or something. Oh look, you found out you can pull that little spray thing from off the sink and wet each other. It will be the only wetness going on that night, pill or no pill. How about using the water to put out the fire burning up your table cloth?

A Fourth of July Fireworks Story

With him being fourteen they called his mother and had her come and get him. As for me, since I was sixteen, they decided to make me suffer a little. Taking me to the back of the station they led me towards the holding cells. The guard asked me for my shoe laces and when I asked why he told me so I wouldn’t hang myself. I asked him if people normally hang themselves for shooting fireworks on the Fourth of July. He didn’t respond. Then I asked him could I keep them because I was way too big to hang myself with my three year old shoe laces. He said no.

Question of the Week : Today is a birthday. What are you going to get them?

Every week the ObscureInternet Forum ponders a Question of the Week, this week it is Today is a birthday. What

Question of the Week : What three wishes do you make, and why?

Every week the ObscureInternet Forum ponders a Question of the Week, this week it is What three wishes do you

Big Brother 2008 Launch Show chat

To celebrate the launch of Big Brother 2008, the re-launch of ObscureInternet chat room and the fact we have nothing