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MySpace Interview – Kristopher Andrews AKA Bambi

So, who are you anyway?

Kristopher Andrews duh! Aka Bambi. I believe every faggot and fag hag has heard of my sexy ass.

Describe your sound for us.

There are two words that describe my beautiful sound “Sexual intercourse”

So you rate yourself then?

I don’t have to rate myself. I already know I’m above a 10.

Who are your influences?

Peaches, Lil’ Kim, and Trina. I love prostitutes.

Tell us one of your musical secrets.

If you listen closely to my track “Dicks the Bomb-Remix”, you can hear me having an orgasm in the background.

What’s in the future?

Sex sex and more sex. Kristopher andrews is taking over the world of fags with his diamond dildos.

What’s your claim to fame?

My dick!

Musically, where do you see yourself in 10 years time?

In jail with Jeffree Star

Myspace or Facebook?

Myspace, I don’t even know what a facebook is.

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