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J.A. Laraque

Super Mario Bros: 600 points, no deaths

I pull off a couple interesting tricks and glitches to make this work. In 4-2, I backwards jump into a few obstacles to scroll the screen without Mario to trick the pipe into taking me to the vine’s usual location. In 8-1, I have to perform a pretty precise jump off a goomba to avoid some coins. Also, getting under the first set of 2 coins towards the end of this level takes a very careful jump, and always makes me nervous. In 8-4, I scroll the screen to just the right position to allow me to use some blocks as platforms. No wall jumps are required in this run at all. 🙂

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Game Reviews
J.A. Laraque

Google + Circle names you should not use

This could be a plus or a minus. The minus is if you are married or with a girlfriend and you still keep this circle. Do you really want her to cut off your penis and put it in a garbage disposal? The plus is if you ever need to call these women after a trip to the doctor. However, you cannot lie and toss anyone with a pretty face into this circle as it defeats the purpose.

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Game Reviews
J.A. Laraque

Eric Prydz – Call On Me

Eric Prydz is a Swedish DJ who created a number of tracks including, Call on me which is a dance music track based on a sample of Steve Winwood’ song, Valerie. The song became a hit and the video went viral with over 15 million views on YouTube. One of the main reasons it went viral is because the video features women preforming aerobics in a sexually suggestive manner.

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Obsolete meets Obscure
J.A. Laraque

Chocolate Rain

His real name is Adam Nyerere Bahner and he was born in Minneapolis in 1982. Before his song Chocolate Rain appeared on YouTube he had already preformed it on a number of shows including VH1 and Jimmy Kimmel. However, when Chocolate Rain hit the internet he became a web superstar and current has over 64 million views on YouTube.

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Humor
Umar Khan

Lost In Translation: Vietnamese Pokemon Crystal

Poorly subtitled bootleg copies of games and videos are all lying something in the darkest, dustiest corner of your closet. It’s hard for some to admit that they’ve acquired these counterfeit but we’ve all done it at some point or another. Why pay full price when you could just as easily get a rip for $5? Isn’t bootlegging what keeps Chinatowns across the US afloat? How we strive to keep the American dream alive if we don’t indulge immigrants by purchasing their fine wares?

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