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Hoff News – Diana wanted to Jump in the Hoffs Car

The Hoff has sensationally revealed in his awesome new autobiography, “Making Waves” that Princess Diana wanted to shag him but he says he resisted her charms because he was a married man.

The Knightrider actor”s book reveals Diana was “smitten” when he met her at a London charity event in 1993.
“She was smitten with me since I am so tall. I was smitten with her since she was so tall” he said, missing out the fact that he she was also attracted to him because he was so awesome.

The Hoff insists there was a sexual attraction and the pair would have boned like rabbits together “if circumstances had been different.”

David a who has never been an alcoholic, who recently divorced his ungrateful bitch of a wife Pamela, added the Princess joked: “You look much better with your clothes on,” and David replied: “Well Ma”am, so do you.”
This cheeky remark made Diana apparently burst into a fit of giggles and blush, he said.

The Hoff claims he could sense Diana”s pain over her failed marriage to the much less awesome Prince Charles.

“I probably would have gone after her if circumstances had been different. In the end, I just wanted to be a friend and to hang out with her,” he said.

The late Princess isn”t the only one who comes into the line of fire, The Hoff also lets slip that singer Elton

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John lusted after him as they shared a concert bill in Germany.

In other Hoff News, following the success of the advertising campaign for broadband provider Pipex, our lord and master returns to the UK for a new project – the release of his latest single ‘Jump In My Car’.
Pipex uses The Hoff”s resurging popularity in the UK on its recent ‘Powered by Pipex’ campaign, and aims to inject a further boost by releasing the star”s “Jump In My Car”  single in October. 

“Since Pipex signed him to become the face of their new marketing campaign for 2006/7, interest in the “Jump In My Car” track has skyrocketed, gathering an army of fans around the country. Pipex has now bowed to the pressure from fans to release the single in the UK, as part of a newly funded venture entitled Skintight Recordings,” say the dodgy ISP.

Mike Read, CEO of Pipex said: “David needed no encouragement when we approached him about the release of ‘Jump in My Car’. He is delighted that fans liked the Pipex advert and said he’d love to release ‘Jump in my car’ in the UK”.

In a survey commissioned by Pipex earlier this year, The Hoff was voted “King of the Internet”. The survey found that he was the star most searched for on the Internet. The survey also revealed that ‘The Hoff’ is the male star most likely to feature in emails – with 30% of young people emailing The Hoff to friends, family and colleagues.

The new single ‘Jump in My Car’ is set for release on Skintight Records in early October, and was premiered exclusively on Radio One by DJ Scott Mills.

To watch the ‘Powered By Pipex’ ads go to: 

To watch the ‘Jump In My Car’ music video go to:

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