MySpace Interview – Doctor of Tekno
I am Doctor of Tekno (formerly known as And-droid). I’d say my sound was like the old skool techno rave sound of the late 80s but with a modern twist.
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Author: J.A. Laraque
Drum – it was all going so well in Göteborg / Gothenburg
We learn from our mistakes… Nicko Mcbrain has no worries…
Read MoreMySpace Interview – Bemis
I am Gareth Howells, half of a duo called Bemis that are based in the South of England, playing outside our hometown as much as we play at home now.
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MySpace Interview – Defiant
We are Defiant, melodic death metal band from Croatia. Death metal with lots of melodies and some cool riffs.
Read MoreObscure Gamer – Not Buying It
As the year turns towards autumn and gamers minds’ turn to the big new releases, there are several things I am not buying. The most obvious is Modern Warfare 2: Call Of Duty. It will probably turn out to be one of the biggest selling releases of all time, but it’s not for me.
Read MoreMySpace Interview – Less than a Felony
We are Less than a Felony. Formed in Boston in 2000, when two Irish friends Riz and Dessie sat drinking all day. Then after a few weeks, we met Charlie and we started the band.
Read MoreJ.A. Cares Issue: Fat FAQ
You might see a fat person and consider him lazy, but for all you know he just lost fifty pounds. Remember, it takes years to lose weight if you were really big and as many of your virgins know, it takes time to reach your ultimate goals. In the meantime, keep your comments and advice to yourself and leave us alone.
Read MoreMySpace Interview – The Hubris
We’re The Hubris. Bill Wood (from Bill Wood Rocks!) on guitar and lead vocals, Stephen Mackie on lead guitar and backing vocals, Mark Williamson on bass guitar and vocals Evan Getty on drums.
Read MoreAsk the Fucking Professor
If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one.
Read MoreMySpace Interview – Sylva tha Poet
Well i am Sylva tha poet, i am a lyricist/songwriter/musician from a small town called Leamington spa in the county of Warwickshire in the west midlands, i work with two other artists called Fayte mc who is also a lyricist, and my main man Visual audio Replicant he is our producer and engineer.
Read MoreJ.A. Cares Issue: The Wedding Planner II
The same goes for the food. Spend the money people. Nothing sucks worse than cardboard chicken and stringy beef. I have no idea how you can pay so much for such bad food, but I have tasted the worst. Sometimes I think it would be better to hold your reception at an all-you-can-eat buffet than a reception hall. Either way, taste test the food and make sure the drinks are free with no limit. Yes, you will go broke, but that is the price you pay for inviting all these moochers who could care less about you.
Read MoreJ.A. Cares Issue: The Wedding Planner
Make them all suffer along with you. The key is to get them to not only pony up money and gifts, but be part of the wedding. Call in all your favors and give everyone a wedding related job. Baby showers and home warming parties aren’t so you can meet and greet, it’s a trick to get free loot. See most men take to far a back seat and in that case the woman may not take advantage of the free help she could guilt out of people. This is your job sir, call everyone you know like you were in jail and needed bail. Misery loves company and after those vows are spoken you’re pretty much on your own.
Read MoreMySpace Interview – Swan Song
SWAN SONG – A Tribute to Led Zeppelin, the longest running Led Zeppelin tribute act in the Southwest.
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Bojemoi Boris’ Bargain Basement Boosters
This is what happens when you buy spaceships second-hand from a dodgy Russian.
Read MoreObscure Gamer – Get Together
Next weekend I’m off to Manchester, for two reasons. I’m going to spend most of the weekend in a pub, although I will take some time out on the Sunday to go around an exhibition at the Urbis centre.
Read MoreThe Incredible Child-Nip
Now I know you have questions. How does it work? What’s in it and is it legal? Let me answer those questions by telling you that our special spray release uses hidden ninja technology meaning that nobody will ever know what you did. Do not worry, the little terror will not be permanently harmed and the ingredients are all-natural and specifically designed to work only on minors fifteen and under.
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