Cosplay: Xtreme Beach Volleyball


Dear Warner:

The times we worked together on the night shift were quite fun at first. You are a very funny guy and the various websites you showed me made the long nights of chatting with mostly spammers manageable. Honestly I looked forward to you being on the night shift with me that was until you started playing that awful song.

It started innocent enough. “Hey, mind if I play some tunes?” You asked. I said sure, why not. After all everything else you had done up to then was cool. As I sat back and relaxed expecting to hear some rock or techno my ears heard the most peculiar sound. I asked; “What is that, turn it up.” That was a big mistake.

The beat was simple and the lyrics mind melting. Only a few moments went by and I knew the sound would haunt me forever. “What the hell kind of song is this, Warner!” I screamed. “Dude!” He responded. “What, you never heard Banana phone before?” Clearly I hadn’t because if I had I would have already gone insane. He just kept playing it over and over and as much as I didn’t wanna hear it I couldn’t get myself up to turn it off.

“I can’t get it out of my brain!” I cried.

“That’s Banana phone” He replied with an evil grin.

The song still rings in my head today. Warner cursed me with that damn song destroying the peaceful calm of the chat support night shift.

I hate you Warner!

Via Cosplay!


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J.A. Laraque

J.A. Laraque is a freelance writer and novelist. His passion for writing mixed with a comedic style and intelligent commentary has brought him success in his various endeavors. Whatever the subject, J.A. has an opinion on it and will present it in writing with an insight and flair that is both refreshing and informative.

6 thoughts on “Cosplay: Xtreme Beach Volleyball

  • November 26, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    Are these girls from a high school fieldtrip?

  • November 26, 2010 at 12:56 PM

    God I hope not, we don’t need the internet police on us.

  • November 29, 2010 at 1:23 PM

    So when I eventually got to reading the story, and you really expect me to play that video. I think not! I’m old enough that I say no and just believe somebody when they say “eew, this tastes horrible, try it”. Although they still always seem to ask “why not?”.

  • November 29, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    It’s like a curse, once you have it you want everyone else to get it lol.

  • November 30, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    Play the video and that banana will dance for you. I promise.

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